As An Aroace I Engage With Romance And Sex From A Fantasy-level Type Of Distance In The Way That Whenever

he can't explain his smollness :(

in the darklands send help tacos

For a request how about Optimus getting to bite Megatron?

genuinely this is the peak of my art

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jim doodles

tfa megatron but the reverse engineering of his form mr sumdac fucked him up. he talks with a tone similar to that tiktok tts and his disdain and his hate and his pride can't be fully expressed anymore. the cave the decepticons live in hides them from the autobots signals but it also helps megs not deal with the constant notifications and posts from sites from the phones that he made. but even then it's not enough cause everyday his head is roaring with advertisements and stupid videos and memes coming from tablets and laptops that were made from part of his cranium.

he knows that pens used to draw were taken from his servos when mr sumdac realised that they had more uses them being furniture. he knows that the wires in that streamers pc setup were supposed to be his, operating his brain. parts of his optic were taken and formed into phonescreens that could not be shattered. pathetic, a cybertronian could still crush them easily.

he doesn't want to be on earth anymore. he wants to finish the spacebridge and go to cybertron and finally win the war. because he refuses to believe he went through all that agony and suffering for 50 years to not go through with it anymore. maybe once he's taken over cybertron he'll come back and raze this pathetic planet to the ground. maybe if cybertron is far enough he can escape all the millions of wifi passwords and pdfs and scams that haunt him every moment he lives. he shall never know peace and quiet again. you may pity him, but to some, after all he's done, all the crimes he's committed and blood that's on his servos, this isn't even the worst of it.

"Mute B-127 AU" part 3 (TW: Blood)

What if B-127 was a little more annoying, and talked a little bit too much?

Part 3 of the "Mute B-127 AU", where I made Sentinel rip out Bee's voice box vv

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what that tongue do…

please god stop talking about diets and weight loss in front of kids. especially if those kids are girls. and especially if you’re someone those kids look up to. but really just stop talking about about diets and weight loss when children are in earshot at all. I promise you you’re doing far more harm than good.

Pov: That one demon that got stuck under my bad after I changed it from a regular frame to one with drawers underneath it 8 years ago (they only just managed to drag themselves out).