Imagine Being So Bad Of A Catholic That The Pope Publically Says You’re The Worst One And Then Promptly

Knihobot má pravdu a knihobot by měl mluvit hlasitějc.

Dělej Radku, přestaň zdržovat a nastupuj!

and remember! life is never wasted if you spend any portion of it inconveniencing those in power

JOINTS IS PAIN

soon may the wellerman come, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Gromit by @junebug-jamboree

chilled greese

I saw this on Twitter, and do not know the source, but I think it belongs here.

*Small voice*

I will OBLITERATE your toes

I always get nervous about getting murdered before meeting up with people and it’s so funny bc like what’s he gonna do chief? He’s 5’1. gonna stab my ankles? Can’t reach em.

do people know that a french ex-president (nicolas sarkozy, from 2007 to 2012) is currently wearing an electronic bracelet after he was sentenced for corruption and influence peddling? do people know? i want everyone to know 😌