I Have A Job Interview In 2 Minutes I’m Gonna Cry

this is how people on tumblr talk about men they like (x)

adhd paralysis sucks bcuz im just sitting there and my brain is like

YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME

no work done no rest gained. literally no point of this at all

Táta se mě zrovna zeptal jestli se nebudu cítit odstrčená když mě letos nevyšlehá, protože mu to přijde jako úchylná and na hlavu padlá tradice?

Let's go tati, nejlepší na světě

this grave keeper edible aint shit

The child yearns for the korbáčiky

Pun walks into a room, kills ten people

Pun in, ten dead