They Don't Make Staying Up Until 3am Fun And Exciting Like They Used To

God, i wish i was rich...

There’s a certain threshold that’s passed by rich people where the fancy things they’re buying seems worse than the cheaper thing, but it’s rarer so they still buy it. A perfect example of this is the most expensive coffee bean - normal coffee beans are just coffee beans, but this one is eaten and digested by some small creature, and what you put in your coffee is their poopees. enjoy your poop coffee, Jeff Bozos. 

the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week

reading posts again? on the search for dopamine? I wish you the best of luck soldier

To my uk trans people and allies out there.

i think i should be allowed to scuttle. i don't like that it's an action not truly afforded to mankind.