Y/n: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing. red guy: Are you a software update? because not right now.
I don't get how people can sleep faster with music on, the phoenix by fall out boy played and all I could do was shake ass in bed
(y/n): Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake. toby: Perfect, while you do that, I’ll check on the ring bear. (y/n): ... (y/n): You mean ring bearER, right? toby: ... (y/n): Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.
Doot Doot
HUH?? IDK WHETHER OR NOT TO BELIVE THIS DOOT DOOT IS FROM DOOT DOOT GUY
could be one of my anons playing with me tho....
i.need.more.ANONS
(y/n): Two brooooos! cody: Chillin' in a hot tub! (y/n): Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay! cody: (y/n): cody: *tearing up* (y/n): Babe, c'mon... cody: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING. (y/n): Babe...
(y/n): Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
red guy: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
Slenderman: What is your biggest weakness? (Y/N): I can be uncooperative. Slenderman: Okay, can you give me an example? (Y/N): No.
Incorrect quotes with JTK
Jeff: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Y/N: I think you mean cards.
Jeff, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.