Incorrect Quotes With Toby

only bc i love my followers💖

Reblog to put candy in your followers halloween buckets :)

OM brothers with a male mc who's very lazy and apathetic. Their very smart but they don't really care about anything besides lazing around.

Ack— do you want this to be poly or individual? Do you want NSFW, SFW, or both?

Give me a bit more detail bubba💖🙏🏽

Hey hey bub it’s been a while sorry for not checking up on you i forget alot I’ll make sure to interact more

Soo how have you been this past week 😚

im doing well thank you for asking.<3 hbu?

(Y/n): How petty can you get?

Ben: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

GUYS

give me more submissions plsss

tell me what i should call you guys 🥺 

i.need.more.ANONS

Cat? You like Cat? I like Cat.. :)

Mother, where is my catnip

Goldwatchers with an s/o who has moving hair like Medusas.<3

I won't lie. It's a little spooky. After seeing someone's hair move in that manner, they are beginning to doubt their sanity.

You make an effort to persuade them that your hair isn't particularly self governing.

Naturally, with a little persuasion, they would accept your statement, but they would remain skeptical.

When they become accustomed to your "moving hair," they would like to braid it. (To prevent you from one day killing them with a death grip out of rage)

On movie night, they would ask you to bring them some snacks, and you would do it without moving a muscle by stretching across the mansion with your hair.

I'm sorry, it's brief! I rushed to get it done.