Hannibal: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight. (y/n): What kind of animal is the Pink Panther? Hannibal, already taking off their clothes: God, (y/n), you’re so fucking stupid.
Getting another incorrect quotes with Toby ready foe you guys.<3
POOKSTERS WHATS THIS MALAK X DOM READER FIC I WANNA READ IT
Is this the 1 ur looking 4 pookie 🥱
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Howdy broski! Are you currently taking hc requests? If not feel free to ignore :) just some crush headcanons for red guy please, what would he do, etc. Have a blessed day and thanks either way <33
kind of workin' on a different hc but of course!<3
thanks for asking first though. i really appreciate it
@secretivemessenger @dvlboy
Gojo: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake.
Nanami: You are literally making a Valentine’s day card for (Y/N).
Gojo, pointing their hot glue gun towards Nanami: You’re on thin fucking ice.
(Y/n): How petty can you get?
Ben: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
(Y/n): Is something burning?
Toby, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
(Y/n): Toby, the toaster is literally on fire.
Hi!! I saw your requests open and saw that u do dark deception!!
I was wondering if you could do the gold watchers and Malak, with a 9ft 6 reader, that's like Lady dimitrescu? If not both Malak and gold watchers could you just do the gold watchers? ❤❤❤ thank you if you do this!! ❤❤
SFW
A 9ft s/o? If he's being honest here, this demon is a bit intimidated.
In his years, he has encountered many weird individuals, both large and small, but never one this tall, and he adores it.
During cuddle sessions, he enjoys "holding" you, so... let him. He gets the impression that he is still in charge.
Uses every chance he gets to intimidate/mess with beirce and that puppet, Doug houser.
Malak makes you stand by the exit portal when you're playing with Doug so you may trample over him and make him repeat his laborious job.
On the other side, when he's not fussing about Beirce's puppet, he likes to boast about you to him. He may remark something like, "She might crush your little pal here in a jiffy." in my imagination. Or "She is fantastic in bed. In fact, better than you."
Let him know how much you care. Sprinkle a few kisses on his horns and gently stroke his chest with your hands. He absolutely loves this.
NSFW😈
Sex with Malak is... ohh boy.
Dominate him. Please oh please Dominate this man. He's tired of being the 'big mean guy'.
Ride this man and use his cock as your personal dildo.
Your enormous size and height made it difficult for him to fuck you at times, thus the best position is reverse cowgirl.
Malak adores the rhythmic smack of your ass against his pelvis. Fast or slow.
Show him who's in charge when he becomes arrogant. This gets him hard in an instant.
(y/n): Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake. toby: Perfect, while you do that, I’ll check on the ring bear. (y/n): ... (y/n): You mean ring bearER, right? toby: ... (y/n): Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.
hiiii! so for fnf idk if you take reqs but can i ask for pico and bf (either separate or together idc im poly) with a s/o that constantly sexualizes themselves around everyone because thats all they feel they have to offer, i struggle w it a lot so it’d be nice to see acknowledged yk
Yeah definitely bby.