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this is the type of shit that has me cackling at 2 am while everyone else is alseep

neo pussy? well i'm glad she could get the surgery she needed while fighting the matrix

original by clairetablizo

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

Matt crying in front of Frank, Matt crying in the suit after the Bullseye fight while he has multiple butter knives sticking out of him, Matt crying with the broken horn (and a bullet hole??) if Charlie Cox has Matt stutter while crying I will be inconsolable

i want to give a bit of info to everyone who only knows miguel from the movie:

•he is not a vampire! his fangs are from his spider dna and are filled with paralyzing venom :) fun fact: the size of his fangs makes him mumble so other people don't see them while he's talking!

•he wasn't bitten by a spider like most spider people! spider dna was atomically spliced directly into his genes making him 50% spider

•he doesn't stick like other spider people! he uses the talons on his fingers to climb around and such! fun fact: these talons can easily slice through solid metal :)

•he doesn't have a spider sense! instead, all of his senses are majorly enhanced!

•yes! he always moves like that! he automatically moves like a feral monster because that's what he is!

•he has a fiancé named dana and a little brother named gabriel! they are the two most important people in his life :) fun fact: gabriel recognized that it was miguel in the spider suit the first time he saw him in it!

•his eyes are red because they can see in major details and in complete darkness. fun fact: this makes his eyes super sensitive to light, which constantly gives him migraines :)

•yes! his ass is that huge in the comics, too! everyone in the comics are always commenting on it ^^

•miguel is irish/mexican :)

•he is NOT the original spider man of his universe! there was a peter parker in the past before the year 2099

just wanted to clear up some facts about him movie onlys may have misconstrued ^^

its so stupid that you can yawn while lying in bed trying to sleep like bitch im working on it