Call Me A Little Monkey On The Bed The Way I Fell Off

How does it rank on ways to jerk that thang

asunder gotta be one of the top five ways to be torn

so mr. flame-on is not only the tallest out of these 3, his waist is also the most snatched AND has the fattest ass out of the 3 too? this is the greed they talk about in the bible

I wish that was how my brain works

Peace and love

“MIKEY BERZATTO IS ALIVE” i yell as they put a straight jacket on me “HE GOT A THERAPIST AND HES DOING GREAT” i scream while being locked in a padded cell

my notes app is a wonderful place with lots of little forgotten treasures for me to find later and appreciate my poetic brilliance 😌

whenever i say ‘yee’ im not saying yes in a cutesy way im quoting this thing