Hi Guys🤭

so true

ahhhh i love love love this

please i need opinions or thoughts or hc’s about the newest schlagg vlog!!!! his giggle when he was waving at all the kids 🤭🤭

hello moth feet! thank you for your ask <3

first of all i LOVE vlogger!schlatt. there's something so nice and mundane about these videos, especially ones like this where he's communicating exclusively through captions. did he go there by himself? bc he mentioned the old guy taking pics for him. either way i'm so happy he got to take a break and enjoy himself in japan. it made me a little sad when he talks poorly about himself ("hideous glut") and i just want to hold him and tell him how much people love him :( he also has this wonderful balance between humorous and respectful. i love how he has captions in japanese in english :] him meeting that fan and mentioning him in his video was super cool too. i tried really hard to hear his giggle but i couldn't </33

i'm thinking about him going on this trip with you as a way to unplug and get away from everything in the states. he'd record a few things here and there, but he primarily would want this to be about you two getting a break and spending time together.

schlatt clearly has talent with videography and even photography, so i imagine him taking pictures of you during some of y'all's activities without any intent to share them. both of you would enjoy taking pics for memories rather than content. he wouldn't do it too often though. maybe just one or two and then putting the camera away so you guys can live and enjoy the moment.

i also thought it was cute when he talked about being nervous around heavy machinery. he'd hold your hand the before, during, and after the cable car ride. he'd squeeze your hand when you guys got on and off and if the car shook during the ride.

seeing him wave at children would definitely activate the baby fever just a bit. he likes to act like he's this big tough guy, but it's clearly at least mostly an act. seeing this kinder, gentler, and more quiet version of him was extremely refreshing and maybe even surprising considering the persona he portrays online.

he'd hold your hand every step of the way in the city. he'd just want to make sure you're safe and secure next to him, not wanting you to get lost or bothered by anyone.

he'd want to be as lowkey as possible during the trip. i'm not sure how much of his fanbase is in japan, but you guys are there to get away from everything and just enjoy the country and each other. he'd say hello to fans if they approached him (if they did it respectfully), and kindly asking them not to take or post any pictures of or with him.

i'm just so glad he got to have some time to be a human.

Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.

HOLY SHIT SHOLY SHIT AHOLY SHIT I AM GNAWING AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE HELP ME TED IM STUCK IN THE RAINFOREST CAFE HELP ME 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭👅😭😭😭😭

me rn

I FUCKING HATE MEN!!!!!! I HATE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!

men 40+ years slider than me grab my attention too well.

Sometimes the best literature is written in a fan fiction.

top shelf // MGG masterlist

summary: broke and having a bad day, Reader runs into Matthew outside a café. after a couple encounters, his financial support and friendship become something more. (Sugar Daddy MGG)

pairing: Fem!Reader/Matthew

completed!

part 1

part 2

part 3

part 4

*part 5*

*part 6*

*part 7*

part 8

*part 9*

part 10

me every time i see a picture of matthew gray gubler:

He glanced over at me… just let me suck your d*ck already baby 🙏🏻