‘you’ve Just Met Yourself. I’ve Known You For Years’ Is Still The Most Romantic Thing I’ve

I heard my good friend Jonathan Harker is going on a work trip to Transylvania in a couple of weeks. Very excited to read his correspondence!

she nothing on my nothing til i nothing. celibacy

"this is unbecoming of me" is genuinely a useful thing to have in your mental toolbox

Yeah you could say I’m doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One

Happiness Will Come To You.

@mackenzie-red

GIRLS IN MY PHONE. WE CAN DO IT

Texting my good friend Castiel Supernatural to please please please time travel back to season one and pretend to be a monster victim or something

To do checklist but the only item on it is swim and then eat a sandwich. Yes please 👍

AI has hit JSTOR, what hope do we have left

my poor little meow meow has seemed really depressed lately :( he's hardly even touching the artisanal honey that i leave out for him as a treat