I Was So Excited To Make Joe A Bone Daddy Suit FUUUUUUUCK

A day will come.

It will.

When the fucking tub falls through the floor.

And I'll undoubtedly be the one in it when it happens.

Fucking *loooove* this old ass house.

Ghost - Life Eternal (Palacio de los Deportes Concert Video)

“My life is made up of ‘I’m sorry’. I feel like I have to apologize to people, to things, to life itself. It’s like, ‘I’m sorry to be here’. I don’t want to disturb anyone.”

— Yohji Yamamoto

Modern vampire who has spent the last 70-ish years of their immortality primarily being slutty in nightclubs and non-lethal snacking on hookups shocked and uncomfortable that most vampires older than the lightbulb are really into torture and cruelty and eating babies alive. Super excited to finally meet his own kind and then oh no. oh fuck. time out wtf are they doing. this is profoundly unsexy they bit that guy’s arm off and are letting him crawl around screaming and crying. there’s not even any kissing or grinding or club music. is this normal?? i am Going to throw up i’ve gotta get these poor ppl out of here. askjeeves how to smuggle 30 naked prisoners (assorted genders) out of vampire mansion time sensitive.

I'm crying so hard I didn't realize the haunted wind sounds was me