Morticiafattymshasabeard - Morticia Fattyms

Ghost fans trying to sleep after midnight April 11th 2025.

gn dears xx

If cats could speak, they would roll their Rs.

A human can achieve a puuur sound by humming an R roll constantly.

Live on.

I'm crying so hard I didn't realize the haunted wind sounds was me

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

Unpopular opinion:

If you're able bodied and stand in the first 5 rows of the stage area:

DANCE.

If you're not a dancer, please just move back and don't crowd the people that DO dance in some manner.

DANCING is a Physical sign of Affection, Appreciation, and Encouragement.

The band can't see too far past the stage lights, if they're able to see at all.

I REALLLY doubt looking at the few faces they can see and seeing still bodies, drink cradling, bored faces is very encouraging.

It may be my serious fear of bumping into the wrong person at the wrong time and getting raged at, but it just makes sense to give dancers space????

I'm wiggling and bouncing in a VERY contained manner within the 2 feet of space my body physically takes up. Why are you determined to press me into the other still person to my left?

I never knew I needed The Witch King of Aangmar to hold my hand and protect me, but I realized I've been wrong before.

Honestly, this is what it feels like to be Loved: Feirce, Strong, Protective, Empowering, Supportive. This is what My Love feels like: Safety.

Details from La Lune’s Debut Runway Show

The more I get back into liking, loving and lusting on people, the more I'm reminded what a sanitized, segregated lie queers have been built into.

I've met the sweetest, prettiest queens who tell me "Well, I'm a transsexual. Sometimes I call myself a transman because both my trans self and my manhood are me."

New friends tell me about the sexcapades their closed polycule gets up to that they just watch because they're a kinky ace.

There's staunch lesbians who helped the love of their life transition as a transmasc, gay men begging to be topped by trans men with the fattest tits.

Older queers don't hesitate to shout "oh, like Prince!" when I tell them I'm androgyne. Vanilla questioning men will text me day after day before shyly confessing I'm their dream guy. Closeted trans women ask to kiss me because I'm their dream girl. Doms and subs who melt when they realize I'm both and neither, and they didn't know somebody like me existed.

There's vanilla lesbians on Grindr and acearos who have shown me love deeper than I thought possible and guydykes kissing girlfags and MtFtMtX elders and throuples that have so much affection that they just collectively parent babygays who got disowned.

Everybody is so beautiful! There is so much love! It is no wonder a cruel world has a vested interest in suppressing queerness when humanity is so expansive to us.

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I want to sleep. I've had maybe 3 hours of sleep.

But I also didn't eat enough before bed, and now my stomach hurts and is keeping me awake and in pain.

I'm not craving anything. Nothing I can think of feels like it'll help my stomach settle. I'm just going to lie here in pain until either can't stand it or pass out.