Purple Velvet Goth Settee

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I want to get a job at the strip club near my house and then I want to see how far I can push pretending to be an actual irl vampire. if you're unfamiliar with sex work you need to have the context here that there is no stupider person on earth than the average hetero male sex work customer and that this idea has a nonzero chance of actually no-joke seriously convincing more than one of them and I just think that would be funny

I would really like to create the way Lauren Montgomery creates Nadja's dresses.

Remember how we used to unironically call *this* the "Hellsite"?

Yeah, Tumblr is safe now, everything else is a hellsite and the world is fucked.

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

I've been experiencing abnormal chest pain over 24 hours.

I always wanted the left outfit, but the faux corset tops Tripp NYC sold in Hot Topic were never flattering on me.

+rose+mortem+

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Virginia Woolf, from her novel titled "Mrs Dalloway," first published in 1925