5 Year Old Girl Just Now:

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

One thing about me: I like to be scared

And this is where things start to get interesting..

Whoa, no way! /S

I carry my past selves, and soon I will join them.  I am evolving.  I will find myself more powerful and better than ever before.

Growing never ends.  The cycle will continue.

I'm crying so hard I didn't realize the haunted wind sounds was me

A day will come.

It will.

When the fucking tub falls through the floor.

And I'll undoubtedly be the one in it when it happens.

Fucking *loooove* this old ass house.

how the absolute FUCK am i supposed to live long and prosper in these conditions