Yoshitaka Amano

David Bowie in The Hunger - art by Craig Drake (2012)

I couldn't remember the last time I saw the bag of hair dying supplies I used Saturday.

I couldn't find the shirt I wore or purse I used Tuesday.

What is happening to me???

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

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Now, that girl's Mother, on the other hand, said:

"You have a very Weird store. Very, very Weird. Disturbing."

I only replied,

"Thank you, My Boss does love her store."

5 year old girl just now:

"Ummmm I have a question. Did you grow your beard yourself, or is it fake?"

"Oh, I grew it myself."

"That's really cool, I love it."

"Awwwww, thank you, I appreciate that!"