Would It Be Alright To Request Either A Short Fic Or Just Some Headcanons Of Mspar/readerpolypa? Specifically

Tagora Gorjek x Reader

He ran at a temperature best described as lukewarm, it was always the first thing you were reminded of when you spent time with him. He wasn’t the coldest of the trolls you knew of course. Granted, neither of you got to do so as much as you’d have liked. He was a busy troll and you had your own things to stress over. Your chats and gossip were usually reserved for facetime on whatever app or device happened to be handy. Tagora had a strict schedule and while yours was more hectic due to family matters he always made time to talk. But luckily for you both of you had found the time to hang out in person again. It was a breath of fresh air- even if the pampering made you squirm. You knew that Tagora liked having a ‘spa buddy’ but that didn’t mean you didn’t feel bad for him spending all that money on you. As much as he made up a big deal about your debt to him you also knew him well enough now to know he was full of shit. He was throwing prices out there and not keeping track of what you owed at all. That and he wouldn’t let you pay him back even when you did have the money. He liked spoiling you for some asinine reason though you were getting better at returning the favor. 

Like now. A bottle of iridescent teal tail polish and that Starbucks he liked so much sitting on the little bedside table and a couple of ridiculously fluffy bathrobes- it’d been a dent to your wallet but that was fine really- you were finally going to hang out together. You’d both planned this day weeks in advance and Tagora hadn’t shut up about all the new products he wanted to try with you. Some of it you’d looked up and nearly had a heart attack at the prices. You knew you shouldn’t have checked the prices on the products because it always led to you being anxious about using them but there were a few troll products humans couldn’t use without consequences and you liked to be careful. Luckily Tagora was almost as vigilant as you when it came to products. Which was why you were both reclined on the human bed he’d gotten just for the two of you, your skin was so silky smooth now it felt like you’d gotten rid of a years worth of grime. It also smelled nice- certainly not as strong as most human products were. Just a faint scent that you wouldn’t have noticed if it weren’t for the sheer amount of it you’d both used. Somewhere in Tagora’s hive you could hear Ferret dad scuttling around and the soft sound of Tagora breathing. The bed shifted and you opened an eye to watch him grab his Starbucks from the table and sit up slightly. He looked peaceful laying back with you and drinking that sugary monstrosity. The rigid way he usually help himself had melted away to loose shoulders and half lidded eyes. They were filling out more with teal lately- an indicator of an adult molt coming up. He’d mentioned it a couple of times asking you to check in on his lusus when the molt hit and make sure nothing in his fridge rotted. That bit of biology lesson had been enlightening as well as deeply disturbing. It also saddened you to think Ferret dad would be leaving to find a new charge soon. Reaching over you grabbed Tagora’s free hand and gave it a squeeze. His lips twitched around his straw as he squeezed back. This was your favorite part of your spa days, just relaxing together. Being able to reach out and hold hands when you wanted to. He gave you a gentle tug as he leaned back over to set his drink on the table. When he settled again there was that familiar sly grin- sharp teeth poking out from behind black lips- that told you he had some sort of juicy gossip to share with you. 

“You won’t believe what I overheard the other day.” He started, voice hushed with glee. Oh, you thought with your own smile, this was going to be good. 

FAQs

Okay so this is a down and dirty guide to this blog since I am going to try and be more active on it. Any questions about the blog will be put here for convenience sake and I will try to keep it as up to date as possible.

Q: Do you write nsfw?

A: Yes, however, I ask that you specify that's what you're asking for and to be a little specific in the ask. I also encourage specifying if its gender-neutral, AFAB, AMAB, etc. so the request turns out to your liking. I reserve the right to not do requests that make me uncomfortable but that is a case by case basis. As certain things pop up I will update the FAQ with what I'm not comfortable writing. I also warn ahead of time that the NSFW requests will take longer.

Q: Are requests/asks open? A: Yes they are! Unless specifically stated requests and asks will always be open.

Q: How long does it take for requests to be answered? A: That fluctuates wildly with both inspiration and free time. I try to do at least two in one sitting so if one is posted a second one usually follows. I try to answer and fill requests and asks as much and as quickly as I can.

Q: Will you abandon this blog? A: Nope! I enjoy it far too much. While there are times I don't post for quite some time I will return. If ever I do abandon the blog there will be an official post for it.

Q: Is it okay to request different fandoms? A: Absolutely! I'm in a lot of different fandoms so really its just a matter of asking if the fandom you want me to write for is one that I'm in. I may have to make an official masterlist for my fandoms as it becomes relevant and when I do it will be linked here.

THE LINK FOR FANDOM MASTERLIST: https://morsartis.tumblr.com/post/652309028149592064/fandom-masterlist

Q: Can we request part (insert number here)s for drabbles you've already done? A: Yep! Feel free though I ask that you give me a general idea of what you want that part to include.

Q: Can we request headcanons?

A: Oh sweet jesus yes. Absolutely. Lay the ideas all over my inbox like a damn shrine.

Q: Do you write original characters x reader? A: This started as a monsterfucker blog. If ever I have a character you like and want more of just ask and I will go hog wild. There will be xeno all over this blog. Its not just fandom.

That's all I have for FAQs right now but if a question isn't answered here please feel free to ask!

Out of all the friendsim hcs I have, the one that gets me SO bad is that Tagora and MSPAR each consider the other to be their best friend, but Tagora still puts on the “just business partners” act in front of people for the sake of “professionalism”

like, he’ll be wining and dining a client and MSPAR will wander out of the bathroom in a fluffy bathrobe and go get a drink from the fridge while Tagora’s like “ah yes, that would be my business partner. say anything and they’ll never find your body. now, back to the contract...”

YES. GOOOODDDDD. XD The Dorito Clown roast was great! Next request! Some stupid troll red flirting with reader while Marv is like, right there. Maybe reader plays coy to piss Marvus off. Xoxo, ♦️Anon

You have no idea the joy this request just gave me. Finally an excuse to do some casual worldbuilding. Or would it be behavior building? Either way, any excuse to slip in some troll romance headcanons is fine by me! I’ll have it up soon and I hope you’ll enjoy it! Thank you again for the wonderful requests Diamond Anon!

Thank you to everyone slowly trickling into my inbox with requests. I love you all even if it's taking me literal years to get shit posted. I love being able to pop into my inbox and see more requests its honestly so fun. I'm slowly working on your guys' requests when I get the free time so keep sending more!

So far I've been working on:

Professor Kukui smut. Not an x reader but honestly it's such a lovingly detailed absolutely filthy request I can't wait to get it posted.

Standoffish!Reader x Gamzee

Marvus x Reader fluff. It's so sweet guys!

Mallek x Reader one-shot. Not specified the ask just says "Mallek x Reader pls?".

TMNT!Mikey x Artist!Reader

Platonic!Quicksilver x Reader. ANON IDK YOU BUT WE ARE KISSING. KISSING I TELL YOU.

Nightcrawler x Reader request that was literally just "I'm here to enable you. Give me a Nightcrawler x Reader so indulgent you wouldn't even show your friends." I think it is the same anon who sent the platonic Quicksilver request and I want you to know we're married now. The honeymoon draws near. I am signing over all my wordly assets amen.

Please for the love of god. I have so many fics to finish and update.

Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

do you have any headcanons about GHB, chahut or other purplebloods?

I have so, so many headcanons about so much. Please feel free to hit me up on those. Off the top of my head I have-

-Purple bloods are the most protective of their quadmates

-The Faygo Flavor Discussions are a guaranteed bloodbath they go to WAR over what they consider a superior flavor.

-All purple blood have chucklevoodoo but it varies from troll to troll with the Makara’s having the strongest and most terrifying which is why the others made GHB head of clown church.

-All purples can honk and enjoy it. The honks are unique to each purple. 

There are more. I love worldbuilding it is my jam. But they will not all fit in one post so if you want specific stuff feel free to slide in and request!

happy homestuck day you fuckers, i've tried to escape this hell for years, as you can see i've not succeeded. fuck.

My inbox is officially empty and requests are still open! Feel free to slide in. Until then I'm just gonna vibe with my own amusement.

i feel like this has been done before but fuck it happy 4/13!!