EXCUSE ME?

I neeeeeed Pride and Prejudice the movie…

But starring Katie McGrath and Andrew Hozier Byrne as Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy

With every fiber of my being

With the thirst of a forest before a gender reveal party

Unquenchable like a mouth after a KFC biscuit

Please please please

I beg from bended knees

God, why is the idea of using a man as a human dildo just, so, ugh. Let me use you up. Your highest purpose is to be ready to let me fuck you whenever I want.

why do we have butt cheeks i dont understand why did we evolve this way

what use do butt cheeks have 

Gentle reminder to put her over your lap, smack her ass, and rub her pussy through the panties

i’m ready to just give into my whore ways and fuck the next person who offers

French kissing her pussy from the back

I LOVE TITTIES I LOVE THIGHS I AM GAY

my gender is bad porn parodies of horror movies