Gondor Needs No King(2024.4.30)

some danmei blorbos

I love how these are from an Unreality subreddit but to my eye they just read like regular Tumblr shitposts. Did we cross-pollinate or something

Does drow have a favourite weapon/ weapon type? Whether that be in game due to proficiencies and what you looted or if there’s any lore to what he would have used in his pre tadpole days.

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It did in fact change throughout the course of his life!

Ages 12-19 Class: Ranger Fighting style: Archery

DU drow lived off the land in his teens. He hunted to both feed himself, acquire resources and to sell meat/skins in local towns in exchange for gold. Range was the obvious choice since he spent the majority of his younger years being too weak to hold up in melee combat - which is something that he developed a liking for as he grew older.

Ages: 20-27 Class: Fighter/? Fighting style: Two-weapon

Being taken into the temple would trigger a gradual but drastic change to DU drow's personality, as well as his combat style. This includes the discovery of a "secret" secondary class (I made it pretty obvious in an older post but I'm yet to see anyone question me about it LOL) , as well as the obvious change from Ranger to Fighter.

Murder, as dictated by Bhaal's teachings, should be a personal and intimate act. This is what drew him away from ranged combat and had him opt for smaller weapons like daggers and short-swords - not only could he "honor" his father's will more faithtfully that way, but these are easier weapons to conceal while out and about.

Ages: 28 and on Class: Fighter Fighting style: Great weapon fighting.

It is by complete happenstance that the first thing DU drow picks up once freed from the Nautilod pod is some Fist's greatsword. Having lost his memories after Orin's betrayal, he had no reason whatsoever to be subtle or performative in his fighting style any longer - and in his natural state, the man gravitates towards the large and the effective.

Bacon Egg Piggyyyy🥓🍳

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everyone shut the fuck up and look at this snake named barcode

The true measure of evil in Tolkien's work is how much the character disrespects or hates trees.

They don't like each other👀

HEY GUYS!!

GUYS!!!

FRANCE HAS REACHED THE REQUIRED NUMBER OF SIGNATURES ON THE CITIZEN'S INITIATIVE AGAINST CONVERSION THERAPY IN THE EU!!

ONE COUNTRY DOWN, SIX TO GO!!

We also need still quite a few signatures in order to reach the one million required.

As to date, the six other countries with the most signatures are:

Spain - 38.72%

Finland - 30.31%

Ireland - 24.86%

Netherlands - 24.15%

Germany - 23.54%

Belgium - 23.09%

So yeah, still a long way to go, but we ARE slowly getting closer. Don't stop now! Don't let this stay within the community, either, if you have any friends or family who are open to queer rights, get them to sign, too!

Bienvenido gran rey cuervo 🧙‍♂️

Bilbo at the start of The Hobbit: I am a Respectable Gentlehobbit.

Bilbo at the start of LotR: I am a Menace To Society. >:3