Whenever Americans Use Cryillic Like. That. I Just. Instantly Shrivel Up An Cry

Philza in the cookie run style aka matcha crow cookie planning to make like a cookie run au like the cookie verse or sumn! Phil’s always seen with a tea spoon and he really enjoys tea parties and is also always seen scooping up smaller kid characters he wishes to adopt with his tea spoon and carrying them around in the safety of its curved surface. He’s mostly based of matcha boba tea but there’s also other treats that’s referenced and would make for great snacks for an afternoon tea session.

The Legend

Regulus takes extra steps to avoid touching people, including his own friends and best friends. He'd flinch a bit if someone accidentally brushes past him but when Sirius just casually ruffles his hair, he doesn't even register that.

this goes for everyone else in the family (Narcissa, Andromeda, Bellatrix) too but unlike Sirius and more like Regulus, they tend to be reserved with their affection so it seems like Sirius is the only one that gets a pass.

All their friends straight up hate Sirius for that too because he's never physically affectionate with Regulus but he's the only one that can get away with touching him and it gets on the nerves of literally everyone.

In their eyes, Sirius was granted a divine gift and just...kicked it away.

This too is the modern au vison

Sirius and Regulus arguing Part 3

Sirius: You're a momma's (referring to Effie) boy

Regulus: You're a selfish prick

Sirius: You're an entitled princess

Regulus: You're old

Sirius: *Offended laughter* You wanna go there? Alright. You're short!

Regulus: (ಠᗝಠ)

Sirius: ( •̀ᴗ•́ )

Regulus: REMUS LIKES ME MORE THAN YOU!!

Sirius:

Smaug and Bilbo girltalk be like:

“And I once caught them trying to make off with my silver spoons!”

“MAKING OFF WITH YOUR TREASURE?!

H A N G. T H E M.”

“Well that would be just awful, wouldn’t it?”

“SO TOO IS GOING WITHOUT YOUR SILVER SPOONS.”

techno

that’s a whole man.

This was marked as possibly adult content for me

it takes 10 layers of the water filter to completely drown a tumblr screenshot if anyone was wondering

4 illustrations for Aragorn and Legolas