Captured By A Vampire But Theyre Trying To Find A Good Youtube Video To Watch While Sucking Your Blood

"Midnight" is one of my favourite episodes!!

A speedpaint video of this will be available at my Patreon on may 1st

Bestie English - best friend Bestie Czech - beast, brute, monster

My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.

“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:

“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.

“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.

“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.

“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”

“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.

My mom's other favorite line was "Who wants to get slapped first?"

his palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti

he'll sleep when she's dead

mom's spaghetti

I WASN’T A BAD DOG

I WAS A SCARED DOG

Sometimes I talk a lot and sometimes I don’t talk at all and somehow both are embarrassing

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