Despite having more teammates, Neil still regularly plays full games bc he knows he can and likes to. Wymack let's him bc it's one of the only sure-fire ways to get that boy worn out enough to chill. His stamina is out of this world by the time he goes pro and his team doesn't know how to handle him bc pros have way bigger teams and there's no way a rookie is going to get that much play time (not to mention, you just don't do full games that's ridiculous)
But like
What are they supposed to DO with him
He runs circles around them at practice despite being there long before and after official times. He's been caught multiple times by himself late at night. And when he's not on the court, he's on the bench running his mouth.
His coach reaches out to the coach of another team, one he thinks might be able to give some advice. But Kevin's coach just says "oh god i was going to call and ask YOU wtf to do he's going to decimate my team"
They conference in a third coach who is not much help bc the only thing David Wymack says after laughing himself breathless is "good fucking luck" and he hangs up
unrelated but my dog would do this exact thing too
something about andrew hooking his fingers in neil's shirt collar
i must say this is exactly what i am doing right now,,, exams tomorrow wish me luck!!
Gen Z culture is falling into a Tumblr rabbit hole and finding this blog when you're supposed to be studying instead because you have a test tomorrow
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can we talk about how exy courts have no fucking nets. there are just squares painted on the fucking plexiglass. but the squares aren't just squares- no no my friend... THE SQUARES LIGHT UP? why are the goals just light up sketchers??? is there even walls on an exy court like in ice hockey? or is it just clear all the way down? i HATE THIS STUPID BASTARD SPORT. nora please come back from the dead ten years later just to explain the full logistics of the exy court. pls and thx
i had to put the book down sporadically and just. laugh out loud. because. what the fuck.
Reading tsh be like:
Im a big believer in Andrew says “yes dear,” in a mocking tone whenever neil asks him to do something much to Neil’s unspoken and well covered satisfaction and when neil’s sleepy he lapses into responding “ok handsome” im the same way you or i might have said “ok boomer” in 2016 and it makes Andrew’s ears turn red everytime
Aaron has been trying to get Andrew to stop smoking for years and years to no avail. He complains about it every time he talks to Andrew. If they are around each other, Aaron always comments on how Andrew smells like smoke; he's smoking too much, and the house will have smoke damage even though Andrew never smokes inside. If they are Facetiming and Andrew lights a cigarette, Aaron hangs up. It's a whole thing. Aaron tries everything to get him to stop. He even got Neil to agree to help get Andrew to at least cut back. Nothing works.
Until Aaron calls Andrew and tells him that Katelyn is pregnant, Andrew throws his brand new pack in the trash immediately after they hang up, picks up a pack of gum, and starts sucking on lollipops so frequently Neils thinks Andrews tongue will forever be blue.
By the time the Twins were born, Andrew has not smoked a single cigarette in almost six months. Three weeks after the girls are born, Andrew shows up on his brother's front porch. Aaron doesn't even get to say hello before Andrew pushes past him, the slightest bounce in his step.
“I haven't had a single smoke in six months. Give me a baby.”
you ever think jean and neil get to a point where they can freely joke about riko dying and it just disturbs everyone around them like
neil: christ jean if ichirou had your aim riko would still be up and about
jean: if ichirou had my aim he would've shot you too
kevin: NO-
Forever thinking about how Nora said Neil is cute and Kevin is handsome through careful grooming... It feels like there's a subtle implication there that Kevin has to put more effort into his appearance to look more attractive than Neil and this cagey mess over here is just Naturally Cute.
3/4 baby i love these silly little shows with my whole heart
Category is: anime that were enormous for about a year before mysteriously dropping off the face of the earth for no discernible reason.
He/She Genderfluid and aroallo lesbian! reposting fandom shit because none of my friends are freaks like me
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