Being A Cashier/in Any Industry Where You Have To Interact With Random Strangers Is W I L D Because The

Three things I’m not…

Ok hear me out:

A sci-fi/fantasy story written by a quantum physicist who gets more and more vaguely annoyed and passive aggressive towards the scientific inaccuracies of this future world as the story goes on.

Here’s a good one:

Roger Taylor walks into a bar.

Brian May just laughs and ducks under it.

Physically you can hurt only your characters. Emotionally you can hurt both your characters and your readers

eh i tried

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Do you have any pets? Also what are some of your hobbies?

Pets: two cats a dog and a few fish

Hobbies: reading (anything), writing (fiction), drawing (still learning), doing craft stuff (i'm making a storage box out of an old book rn!), and listening to music

opposite of my chemical romance: your biological breakup

“what where you doing?!” they ask as i emerge from my cave, covered in shredded paper, wood glue, several bags of glitter, and a life-sized version of the Mona Lisa doodled on my chest

me: “arts and crafts”

*places an ask in your hand*

thoughts on the fact I’m currently designing a fast food magical girl (sort of) mascot group, based on different areas like the freezer, fryer, and places/things like that?

Aaa

*carefully swallows ask like tumblr did for 3 days (idk what happened i just saw it)*

me thinks fast food magical girl needs flamboyant costume design /silly

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i fell like my teenage years have just been one big gradual discovery of Music ™ outside the bullcrap pop mom used to play on long car rides