Lettuce, Bacon, Guac, Tomato… Ig I’m Bacon

i fell like my teenage years have just been one big gradual discovery of Music ™ outside the bullcrap pop mom used to play on long car rides

<3

 A friend threatened me to repost so I will!

Basically, there r tons of fake asses on tumblr who just want comments and followers, so someone started this to see who's actually a good friend. Everyone I tag better repost (and tag other people and preferably threaten them in a creative way as well) bc I'm high on caffeine and newfound lesbianism and will resort to violence.

@ey-theys-was-coronas

@fangirlhehe

I would tag more people but they're the only ones I've really interacted with-

self-insert fics are gaslighting. wdym he moved to hit me and i flinched away?? bitch i fought back against tbat motherfucker

fine.

ok y’all it finally happened i was in science class and misread “milky way” as “mikey way”

I heard you were a Victorian child asking for asks earlier today.

If u still need them, here's one...

What's your favorite song OF ALL TIME? as in, you can ONLY listen to THIS SONG for the rest of your life.

A hard decision, ik.

omfg i can never answer questions like this cause my music taste changes so often (like from billie eilish to green day and mcr in two months and now it’s at will wood)

but if i HAD to choose… it’s between these three:

- welcome to the black parade (mcr, a classic)

- all the young dudes (david bowie, i have Emotions to this song)

- scarecrow (mcr again it’s such a vibe)

ty for the ask and helping a poor victorian child (/silly)

SKETCHBOOK DUMP #1!!!! Because I’m getting pretty far into my notebook. Most of these are things I’ve already posted but it’s fun to have them in one place! I’ll make a part 2 soon

the stages of tumblr notes

0 - i am alone in the universe :(

1-5 - friends for life!!

5-10 - mom i’m famous

10-30 - i am god

30-50 - okay that’s enough

50-100 - you can stop now

100+ - jfc y’all leave me alone

(and the rare 1000+) - i will end this life known and loved by my people, however much their devotion brings me pain

spreading 🫡

Spread 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

Kermit for pope

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest