It was dark, cold, and wet as Malik was laying flat on his back on the wet, sandy, shore line of a beach. A bruise had formed a dark shade of purple on his forehead, his cloths were soaked for the cold ocean waters as fingers began to sink a little onto the sand as time went on for who knows how long now.
Voice: Brother, please wake up.
Malik: hm... w-what? *sits up and rubs his head*
Malik noticed a little plastic bag tied to his wrist, that looked like the other half was torn apart from it.
Malik: ... (what happen?)
Voice: Don't you remember what happened brother? What happened to the artist... out at sea?
Malik turned immediately pale as the memories of what happened came rushing back to him. The narrow escape they had with two templar agents, the water ride down the New York water canal, getting hit twice in the forehead, him and Leonardo getting sent out to sea- ... Leonardo... Leonardo-
Malik: DA VINCI! *gets up and starts looking around frantically* DA VINCI! LEO! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU!? LEONARDO!!!
Malik starts running down the shore, looking around for the renaissance artist, when not a moment later, Malik makes a sharp stop as he skids across the sand to see by the shoreline someone laying unconscious in the sand.
Malik: Leonardo?! *runs over to the person*
Sure enough, it was Leonardo. He was found laying on his side shivering from the cold waters tgat have left also soaked his cloths. His beret, luck for him, was just a few inches away from his person, sitting soaked and dirtied by the sand. His wrist also had the other half of the plastic bag that Leonardo had tied around both him and Malik's wrist.
Malik: Leo! *helps lift him a bit, but keeps him on his side* Hey! Leonardo! *slaps him a bit on the cheek* Hey! come on Leonardo! Speak to me damn it!
Malik couldn't help but remember something similar like this happening once. Back when he and Altair were novices, Malik rememberes a particular time when he was trying to teach Altair how to swim. His brother Kadar was there to support them as Malik tried to coach Altair how to swim. Only for Altair to end up being accidentally swept up by the current the minute he tried to get his first stroke in. Malik had to not only save him, but also resuscitate him while his brother panicked the whole time.
"in a whisper"
Malik: "Novice. Never again." *turns Leonardo over and is about to resuscitate him*
Just before Malik could do anything, Leonardo began to move a little, when all of a sudden he quickly sat up straight and began to cough up all the sea water from his lungs, regaining his breath after the water was all out.
Leonardo: *still shaking a bit* *cough* *cough* uh... M-Malik?
Malik: *face covered in the coughed up sea water* . . . charming, but yes- *wipes the water off his face* it's me.
Leonardo: S-Scusate about that M-Malik. *grabs his Beret and wrings out a bit of the water*
Malik: *sighs* it's fine Leonardo. Belive me, you could have done worse to me while waking up from something like that.
Leonardo: *puts his hat back on his head* How so?
Malik: Well, *takes the plastic off his wrist* like you could have socked me clean in the jaw or eye while waking up.
Leonardo: *chuckles* had a personal first hand experiences, I'm guessing? *takes the plastic off his wrist too*
Malik's mouth formed a straight line as he remembered the aftermath of resuscitating Altair back to life. The first time it happened he could see Altair's chest rising and falling like normal. Signaling that he was still alive, but he didn't move other then that. Not until Malik got closer, mid-way saying his name, Altair shot up and socked Malik in the face out of reflex. Altair apologized after words but the memory of how hard he hit him just kind of stuck with him. He also remembered how his brother's worry turned into laughter at his brothers poor misfortune. The second time however, happend kind of similarly, but he ended up getting hit in the eye instead. He stopped trying to teach Altair how to swim after that.
Malik: -_- ... ya, you can say that. Let's go with that... how are you feeling?
Leonardo: Much better now. *forms a small smile* Thanks to you of course.
Malik: it was no trouble. "not the first time I had to save a drowning man".
Leonardo: *tilts his head in curiosity at Malik* ...
Malik: ... What? Is something-
Leonardo: *grabs both side of Malik's head, pulls his forehead up closer to himself and seems to be examining Malik's forehead*
Malik: Hey! *struggles in his grip* What hell are you doing!?
Leonardo: My that's quite the nasty bruise you have on your head. You need medical attention right away!
Malik: *breaks free from Leonardo's grip* I'm fine for now Leonardo.
Leonardo: are you sure? A bruise like that on the head would have knocked you cold at least for a long while.
Malik didn't want to think about how long they might have been there for, seeing how it is now pitch back in the night means they have been a drift at sea for hours. He was just glad he didn't lose his memories or got some kind of head trauma. Who knows if Leonardo would have woken up if Malik hadn't waken up as well.
Malik: ... I'm fine really Leonardo.
He didn't want to think about that.
Malik: *quickly stands up* Now let's- *almost tips over from dizziness* wow-!
Leonardo: *catches him and sits him back down* I think other wise.
Malik: Ugh- I told you I'll be ok. I just stood up to quickly... what of yourself? Your lungs were practically like water balloons when I found you.
Leonardo: I am still breathing, am I not. Though it seems like one of us will pass out not only from exhaustion, but a hit to the head as well.
Malik: *sighs* Look, once we find shelter for the night, you can mother me all you like. *searches his jacket pocket for the drive* at least we escaped with the-
Malik felt around his pocket for the drive only to find, it wasn't in there.
Malik: sh*t!
Leonardo: what's wrong, Malik?
Malik: Damn it! The drive is gone! It could have been carried off MILES out to sea for all-
Leonardo: *pulls out the drive in the plastic baggie* this?
Malik: ...
Leonardo: *chuckles* have no fear my friend, it is safe with me.
Malik: *sighs in relief* thank god you suggested that we carry it in a plastic bag.
Leonardo: Wel, looking back on it now, it wasn't such a bad idea after all.
Malik: *nods* guess so.
Leonardo: ... *looks around* ... uh... Malik?
Malik: yes Leo?
Leonardo: Where are we exactly?
Malik: ... I'm not sure? *slowly stands up this time and Helps Leonardo up*
The two turned around to see a large metal fence concreted down, sperating the beach from a roadway that was illuminated by street lights. Not to far from the road was a billboard, while the roadway continued on towards a large city.
Leonardo: ... are we still in New York? Or are we... some place else?
Malik: hm... that billboard might give us a bit more information. I doubt our phones will work, after being washed up from the shores. *starts walking towards the fence*
Leonardo: *puts the drive away and quickly follows behind*
Once they got to the Fence, Malik began to swiftly climb up over the fence. Despite getting his prosthetic arm wet, it still functioned as normal as he scaled the chain linked fence. He'll have to thank Rebecca again later for the water tight protection. Once he reached the top, he dropped down with a tuck an roll landing perfectly on the other side.
Leonardo: ...
Malik: ok, your turn Leonardo. Be quick though, I fear someone will not want us to be here this time of hour.
Leonardo: coming! ... *starts to slowly climb the fence*
Leonardo slowly made his way up the chain linked fence, making sure not to slip or miss place his footing. Once he reached the top he froze as he looked down, suddenly realizing now how tall he underestimated the fence.
Malik: ... well? What's the hold up?
Leonardo: it's uh... rather high... don't you think?
Malik: come now Leonardo, your over exaggerating.
The fence seemed to be a 12 feet tall fence. To Leonardo this might as well have been a building ledge. Malik however.
Malik: it's just a short drop down, nothing more.
Leonardo: *gulps* uh... I think I'll just climb down. *is getting ready to climb down* you'll catch me if I fall right?
Malik: *sighs* you have my word.
Leonardo: Grazie. *starts to make a slow decent down*
As he got closer half way down the water dripping from his clothes caused Leonardo to slip by accident as he began to fall the rest of the way down.
Leonardo: AAAH! MALIK! CATCH ME CATCHMECATCHME-
Malik: HOLD ON! *Jumps over to Leonardo and catches him*
The gravity pulled the two down as Malik caught Leonardo, but sadly got the worst of it as Leonardo landed on top of him.
Leonardo: *laying on top of Malik* ugh... grazie Malik... for catching me...
Malik: no trouble Leonardo... no trouble at all... now would you be so kind... as to get off of me now?
Leonardo: oh! *quickly gets off of Malik* scusate Malik. *scratches the back of his head*
Malik: *gets up* it's fine Leonardo. *sighs* now then, let's see where we are. *walks towards the Billboard*
Leonardo: *follows behind*
Once they reached the billboard. Their eyes widen almost in perfect unison as they read; welcome to Jacksonville Florida. Malik's left eye started to twitch as he kept re-reading the billboard over and over in his head.
Leonardo: uh... Malik? ...
Malik: *through gridded teeth* yes? Leonardo?
Leonardo: ... We some how seem to have ended up in Florida...
Malik: I can see that quite well Leonardo... what I want to know is... How. The. hell. Did WE END UP IN FLORIDA!!!
Leonardo: ... Well... look on the bright side Malik.
Malik: *just glares a Leonardo* how... I wanna know... how exactly there is a bright side to all this?
Leonardo: . . . At least we're not dead? *shrugs sheepishly and nervously*
Malik: . . . Heh. . . Heheh... Haha! *insane laughter* at least we're not dead he says! Haha! nahn lam namta! (We're not dead!) Haha- *slowly just falls onto his knees* Uugh... we're so screwed. . .
Leonardo: ... *puts his index finger to his chin* maybe that hit to the head did more damage then I feared.
Malik: ... *sighs* L-Look I'm sorry... I will admit... that was probably not a pleasant sight to see... it's late, we're tired... *stands back up* let's just start walking towards the city and find a place to stay... *Yawns* Then we'll wake up with a more rested minds and plan our way back home, before William comes to pick up the drive in New York.
Leonardo: *nods* sounds like a good plan to me.
Malik: good, now let's make our way over then... it's going to be a long walk. *starts walking in the direction of the city*
Leonardo: *is about to follow Malik but suddenly stops and turns around* hm?
Leonardo turns around in the opposite direction of city and notices a bright light, not to far from where he was standing.
Leonardo: *turns back over at Malik before looking back at the bright light, then back to Malik* ... *starts rushing toward the bright lights*
Malik: *walking exhaustedly towards the city* ... *starts to rub his forehead from the pain* Ugh... Leonardo... I want to apologize for... all this- and before you say, oh it's not your fault, nothing could have been done, like you always do... I just want to say that I still can't help but feel responsible for dragging us both into this mess... Gah! I shouldn't have left my guard down even for a second! ... I shouldn't have been so distracted in my own mind from the past... But I guess... maybe there wasn't much that could have been done... just... glad that your safe... Heh, I guess not being dead really is a bright side after all? ... *sighs* looks like it's going to be a long walk... just, wish we had a quicker way to get to the city.
The sound of a bus slowly pulling up next to Malik, grabs his attention as he looks up at the bus as it stops. The bus doors open, as Leonardo pokes half of his upper body out the bus to great Malik.
Leonardo: Then wish no more my friend! Hop in!
Malik: *is just stunned* ... w-what?
Leonardo: *chuckles* I don't think this a good time to get cold feet my friend! especially after being in cold waters for so long.
Malik: . . .
Leonardo: Well, come along. it's quite warm in here! *retreats back into the bus*
Malik: I... *quickly makes his way into the bus*
It was a tour bus with comfortable seating. Leonardo sat in the front second row of the bus by the window, waving Malik down.
Leonardo: Ah, Malik! Glad your cold feet didn't freeze you completely!
Malik: how... where did you-
Bus driver: your friend here saw my floodlights were on and he stopped by to help me get my bus back up and running again.
Malik: he did? *turns over to Leonardo*
Leonardo: *smiles* Si, I noticed Alvin's bus was stranded on the side of the road before I followed you.
Alvin: Yep, the man wanted to check and see if everything was ok. I told him that my bus had broke down while on my way back to Jacksonville, and he offered me a hand and helped me fix up my bus.
Leonardo: *nods* Alvin, was kind enough to offer us a free ride, to a cheap motel he knows about in the city that we can stay in.
Alvin: Think of it as just a thank you for helping me get back to Jacksonville.
Malik: I... I see... uh- thank you, Alvin.
Alvin: anytime.
Malik: *goes to sit next to Leonardo*
The bus doors close as the bus started to move again.
Leonardo: *just looking out the window, seeming to be lost in his head smiling*
Malik: ... (how does he do that?) ... hey.
Leonardo: hm? *turns to face Malik* Yes Malik?
Malik: look, I'm glad you helped the man with his bus, but next time... Tell me, if you see anything. Instead of wondering off towards it, ok? I didn't even noticed that you weren't even behind me anymore.
Leonardo: *nods* Of course, I'll let you know next time if I see anything.
Malik: Good. We don't want anything bad happening to you Leo. You know-
Leonardo: *sighs* I know, I know. "I play such an important role in history..." *his smile fades*
Malik: ... I know that I'm not good with... emotions but... I know you don't exactly like being restrained by such rules and they seem rather-
Leonardo: imprisoning...
Malik: ... *sighs* im sorry if it seems that way, but understand we do care about you and your safety and after the incident at Abstergo...
Leonardo: . . . *just looks way towards the window, with a look of anxiousness, his hands folded neatly on his lap* ...
Malik: ... never mind, I know you rather keep that in the past.
Leonardo: ...
Malik: ... (it's werid seeing Leonardo when he's like this... it's almost... weirdly... unnatural?) ... I'm sorry about-
Leonardo: it's fine Malik, *looks at him* I understand. *gives Malik a small soft smile*
Malik: ... *nods* glad you understand. *yawns* Once we get there... we'll think of a plan from there... and we'll be home in no time at all. *relaxes back in his seat a bit and closes his eyes*
Leonardo: ... *continues his gaze towards the window in thought*
Leonardo's mind couldn't help but revisit that day... he rememberes it still clear as day as if ti happened just yesterday, despite it happening only two months ago (his ability to remember things with great detail is a blessing and a curse). He really hoped that working on other projects and helping the assassins from the house would help his mind move on and hopefully forgot everything that happened that day. His eyes slowly grow heavy as exhaustion washes over him.
He remembered how it all happened, how could he not? After all, it all happened so fast, how just a simple mission as this went south so quickly. The mission was seemed easy enough, find where Abstergo was hiding one of Leonardo's old notebooks for information and have Leonardo himself decode it. However this plan was meet with great heated debate among the assassins, on whether or not Leo should even in come in the first place. One side was concerned with the fact that if something should happen to him everything would go into shambles time as they knew it now, would no longer be what it is. The others thought this would get the job done quicker and over with, considering how old they pages must be by now, they couldn't risk the notebook being damged if they were more then likely to most get into a fight with old enemies. Ezio was very much against the idea of this plan and actually tried to get people to have Leonardo speak for himself on this matter, but William proposed they vote on this matter.
They all agreed and just like that, the plan for Leonardo to tag along had won the votes, with William being the final vote. Ezio argued with William for an hour straight that this was a terrible idea and that it was best to just bring the journal back for Leonardo to decode from the safty of their home. But arguing was fruitless.
Ezio was Angery beyond degree for this and told Leonardo that if something happened to him, William would pay heavily for this. Leonardo told Ezio that maybe things won't be to bad, but Even Leonardo was a bit frightened by this decision. On the drive over to Abostergo Ezio tried to make Leonardo feel more comfortable about this whole thing, as well as no doubt trying to make himself feel a bit better. Jacob would also through a few words of encouragement and laughs in, and soon Ezio started to have a bit of pride in his voice when he was talking with Leonardo in the van. Letting him now that he'll be by his side and will keep a close eye on him while infiltrating Abstergo.
Weridly enough during Ezio's talking Malik was the first one to speak up truthfully about this whole matter.
Flash back
Ezio: Just stay close by, and don't stay to far from us.
Leonardo: *nods* I will.
Ezio: Bene! Don't worry, mio Amico, you'll be safe with us around, and I'll make sure you-
Malik: but that doesn't mean there is a chance that he could end up hurt.
Everyone glances over at Malik Who was sitting across from the two, while Altair was sitting right next to him both arms crossed and all.
Malik: ... or worse.
Jacob: *sitting next to Ezio* <whispers to Ezio> "well someone's being edgy."
Ezio: *nods with Jacob in agreement* don't be so negative Malik, he'll-
Malik: I'm not being negative, I'm simply being realistic here.
Ezio: realistically negative.
Malik: realistic none the less. Remember, you weren't to keen on having him come along in the first place either.
Malik was one of the people who agreed that this was a bad idea from the start for Leonardo to come along with them inside the main office headquarters of the templar company.
Ezio: Si and I'm just trying to help Leonardo feel less worried about-
Malik: The only reason you act this way now, is because it helps you forget and hide the possible ugly realities that might follow suit with this decision, Ezio.
Ezio: ...
Leonardo: ...
Always so ruthless honesty. Like a knight and his trusty sword of truth, slaying a dragon of lies, or defeating a wizard of illusion, even when it wasn't pretty. Leonardo will admit that it's admirable, but he himself prefers to be gently honest then brutal. Something both he and Malik had in common. They both didn't like lying, but in cases when they needed to. Leonardo isn't good at lying, even if it was to save his own life, but he will give himself the befit of the doubt that at least he could hide half the truth (when he tried to hide Ezio from guards). While Malik on the other hand, was criminally good at it, but he only ever lied when it was for assassin purposes.
Shaun: *driving the van* calm down you two save it for Abstergo.
Desmond: *sitting next to Altair* ya, come on Malik, what did we talk to you about being harshly honest. We don't need a very grim idea of how things could go wrong.
Malik: *just shrugs* just saying.
Ezio: ... *has a worried and sad expression on his face*
Leonardo: ... *gulps and slouchs a little in his seat*
Arno: *sitting next to Leonardo* ...
Malik: *arms crossed over his chest* ... you have something to say French Novice?
Arno: Er- Uhm! Uh... we'll... it's just... uh-
Malik: you know I will not apologize for saying what is true. Leonardo is a grown @$$ man, with high knowledge and understanding. He can handle a simple "reality check", as they call it.
Something else Leonardo has noted about Malik is that he would never apologize for what he knew was truth especially in this case... cause it was. No matter how hard he wanted to denie Malik's words, it was true, he could get hurt or worse on this mission. After all, this was the main headquarters of Abstergo Inc. after all, home to not only the head CEO of the company, but also where their great enemies of the past also reside in. Usually at lest three of the assassins make it home with near severe injuries. Leonardo should know, cause he had to help take carr of the three unluck assassins back to health when they got home... hoping they do- which they do thankful.
That's why they usually send nearly the whole house or at least six of them to such a mission to the enemy HQ.
Leonardo: ... *fidgety with his hands*
Altair: ... Malik only says this because it is best to mentally prepare yourself for what could happen.
Malik: *looks in Leonardo's direction and nods at him*
Leonardo: *just nods back in response* ...
Leonardo wouldn't say he and Malik were all to close, but occasionally they would work together on projects, have casual conversations every now, maybe talk a bit about this modern society, and sometimes talk about their- as Malik puts it- "Their best assassin Novice friends". Leonardo found that title quite funny, a secret nickname for the two to refer to their two best closest friends.
In truth, he likes to consider Malik as a good friend. Malik was enjoyable to talk to and they had a lot of things in common. Despite his... darkside, but none the less, Leonardo knew he only means well in the end.
Jacob: *sitting next to Ezio and Evie* ... Awkward~.
Evie: *elbows her brother*
Jacob: Ow!
Well Jacob was certainly right about the van ride begin awkward the whole drive there. When they were getting out and getting ready to infiltrate the Company building, Altair put Leonardo's movement on pause for a moment by putting a hand on his shoulder.
Altair: Hey.
Leonardo: Hm?
Altair: don't worry to much about what Malik said. Though the possibility is still present, it is rather low considering your circumstance. In fact you actually have a higher advantage on coming out of this place unharmed then any of us here.
Leonardo: oh? And why is that?
Altair: because-
Leonardo didn't know whether to believe it was just bad luck.
Altair: -you have an important part to play that will one day bring forth this generation's future.
Being at the wrong place, at the wrong time.
Altair: After all, a few things might be missing here and there, if not even important things, if something was to happen to you,-
Or maybe a jinx of some kind, despite not being all that superstitious himself.
Altair: -so I'm pretty sure Abstergo wouldn't wanna take such a risk on your life.
But...
Leonardo: huh... *smiles* I suppose you have a point there!
That sound...
Altair: *small smile* Now don't use that as an excuse to be risky ok. Ezio still has a point to stay as close to us as possable and to never stray far from us ok.
Leonardo: *nods* I shall stick to you all like glue, You have my word!
That loud and dreadful sound...
Altair: good.
Leonardo: Grazie Altair!
Altair: of course. Also, another thing.
... I was so scared ...
Altair: *pats Leo on the shoulder* don't try to play hero.
Man this took WAAAAAAAAY to long to make, welp now it's here hope you all enjoyed this new episode of-
Decided to post one of my old drawing that I made a long time ago. I think some of you might have seen my character Flex Tech before.
hope you guys like this no line art 👍.
PLUSHIES!!!!
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(click image to see better cause tumblr be that way)
My plague doctor brain rot has yet to end-
So untill then expect to see more of this beautiful plague queen and her talking staff!
The one above has Blaint with a more colorful background and one below without.
Hope you like it 😎👌
AY WE BOTH HAVE THE SAMER FAVORITE CHARACTER!
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Enjoy =)
It was a crisp October night everyone in the house had pitched in to help decorate the house for Halloween, of course when the assassins in the house hold saw the strange decorations that Desmond, Shaun and rebecca were getting from the attic, some of them were quite confused at first. Altair was first to point this out and thought it was some kind of dark sorcery ritual, while Leonardo was more rational about it and thought it was for some kind of party maybe. Jacob being, well... Jacob agreed with Altair and thought it to be some spooky dark magic witch craft, trying to scare everyone into believing it. Kassandra and Desmond having to be the only ones out of the assassins family bloodline to knew more about the modern life explained that it was a holiday that people celebrated the first month of fall and explained that the tradition involved dress up as whatever you please and get treats for it.
It saddened Jacob when he learned that the treat part were for the kids, but his spirits came back strong when he learned that you could pull spooky pranks on people.
And so after all that mess Desmond, Jacob, and Rebecca decided to pull a spooky prank on Shaun when he got back from the store that night.
Shaun: *opeans the door* guys I'm home!
The house seems to be dark and Empty.
Shaun: hm? ... *tries to turn on the living room lights*
The lights don't turn on.
Shaun: odd... *starts walking into the kitchen to put the stuff down*
After putting the stuff was put away he heads up stairs to a dark and empty hallway that is usually bustling with assassins roaming the halls and the rooms that would normally have people in them seem empty and bare.
Shaun: ... oh, OH ok I get ha ha every funny it's Halloween, OoOo~ spooky~ ya nice try guys *starts walking* but it's gonna take more then a dark and dead silence hallway to scare me-
Unknown voice: ShaAaAUn~
Shaun: ...
Unknown voice: ShaAaAUn~
Shaun: *tries to turn on the hall lights*
The lights turn on for a second before the bulbs spark and shut off completely only having the empty rooms full of moonlight shine into the halls as a light scorce.
Shaun: ...
There was a ghostly moan in the wind, soon the sound of chains rattling followed by a witches cackle.
Shaun: *rolls his eyes* ha ha yes the Halloween foolery begins. *keeps walking but at a slow pace* A ghostly moan, rattling of chain, the witche's cackle. Trifecta! Haunted house cliches. Instead of AH I say yawn.
Unknown voice: ShAaAaAuN~
Shaun: *sees something dripping out of the walls*
The red unknown substance begins to drip from the once dry walls of the house hallway walls
Shaun: oh, the wall are dripping blood. Which looks nothing like it by the way! to wet to even possibly be considered blood! Tch- more like some children's water coloring set.
The blood soon forms into a five worded sentence. See you in hell Shaun
Shaun: see you in hell Shaun... The most frightening thing about that is the missing comma!
The out of no where a glowing neon green skeleton with glowing red eye comes flying out of no where towards Shaun.
Shaun: AH! *gasps* *starts panting* ok all right, *pants* that one was clever, *pants* skeleton with phosphorus on a zip line. *pants* come on out Merry Pranksters! Take a bow! *pants*
The lights turn back on and from around the corner Jacob, Desmond, and rebecca reveal themselves and give each other a hive fives and Pat's on the backs from each other as they walk and laugh towards Shaun.
Jacob:HAHA!
Desmond: HAHA!
Rebecca: you should've seen your face Shaun!
Shaun: yes there's nothing quite like slightly widen eyes of the mildly startled.
Desmond: Come on, Admit it we go you!
They walk into Shaun's room.
Shaun: please fright depends on an element of suprise the simple fact is because I am much smarter than you-
As shaun is talking Altair crawls out of Shaun's room vent with an oni mask covering his face and his hood up as usual, as he slowly begins to walk over behind shaun.
Shaun: and able to anticipate your actions it is highly unlikely that you three rubes could ever suprise me.
Altair is now 2 inches way from behind Shaun.
Rebecca: he's probably right.
Desmond: we can't beat him.
Jacob: he's just to smart.
Shaun: *smirks* assassins *turns around*
Altair: ...
Shaun: AAAHH!! *passes out*
Jacob: HAHA!
Desmond: HAHA!
Rebecca: HAHA!
Altair: *smirks and takes off the oni mask*
Desmond: ok who had money on faints!
Jacob: uh, I had pee his pants!
Altair: *looks down at Shaun* hang on... looks like everyone's a winner.
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It was party time at the assassins house hold for today(April 4th) is Easter also the day that Connor/ Ratonhnhaké:ton was born. They decided to try and throw Connor a suprise party at the house, once Connor was told to run an "aren" shaun asked him to take care of, with Ezio, the assassins wod get straight to working on the party. Ezio was tasked to make sure Connor stayed busy for a few hours till everything was ready, he was the inside man and was to alert them if Connor was coming back. Once Connor left with Ezio the assassins went straight to work. However as things started to quickly go south...
Desmond: GUYS THE OVEN IS ON FIRE, PUT IT OUT!
Achilles: WHAT DO YOU THINK WE'RE TRYING TO DO!?
Jacob: *tangled in the streamers* guys I think I got myself stuck in the streamers again!
Evie: damn it Jacob! I said to let Arno handle the streamers for a reason!
Arno: ya about that Evie. *also stuck in the streamers* help.
Evie: *face palm and shaking her head of disappointment*
Alexios: ok he's definitely gonna like what I got him for his birthday! *is holding a poorly wrapped sword*
Kassandra: don't you think you should wrap that in a box brother?
Alexios: what's the point of going through the trouble of putting it in a box then wrapping it? This is a much more time saving way of doing it.
Edward: Ha! Well I now for sure my grandson is gonna love what I got him! *holding a small wrapped box*
Rebecca: Uh, a little help in the kitchen would be nice, guys!
Aveline: We got it! *hands Claudia the fire extinguisher*
Claudia: *takes the fire extinguisher and sprays the fire out*
Once the fire was out all that was left was a lump of charcoal sitting in the oven, that was supposed to be Connor's cake.
Aveline: ... I'm sure it's still good?
Claudia: *sighs* all that hard work for nothing... where's Altair? I thought I put him in charge of making sure the cake didn't burn?
Shaun: oh that's why he was in the kitchen standing about... crap, sorry Claudia, I sent him out to take care of the ice... speaking of he should have been back by now, where is he?
The front door suddenly burst open then slammed shut as Altair leans back against the door as the sound of an angry mob runs past the house and then starts running down the street. Everyone paused for a moment at what they were doing and stared at an exhausted Altair who was also holding a half full bag of ice.
Altair: *pants* I got the ice Shaun! *holds up the half full bag of ice* *pants*
Desmond: ... what happened?
Altair: don't ask. *pants and puts the ice in a near by ice chest*
Bayek: uh, guys I think edward spiked the punch with rum again.
Malik: why do you say that?
Bayke: *points over to the punch bowl*
Liberty (Connor's Turkey assassin companion) was flapping his wings around like crazy trying to fly but only to land on his side or on his face and is wobbling around all over the place.
Malik: ... ALLAH DAMN IT EDWARD!
Edward: *helping Desmond with balloons* what!? I thought it might spice things up a bit for the pary.
Aya: but why did you spike the punch with rum specifically?
Edward: Only the best for my little sea captain grandson.
Malik: *face palm*
Achilles: so what about the cake?
Claudia: I'm sure we'll have time to quickly bake another, *runs over to the stair case* LEONARDO! ARE WE STILL CLEAR OF TIME!?
Leonardo: *calling from up stairs in the attic* Si! We're still clear! No sign of their return yet!
Claudia: Si, we have time.
Desmond: well we gotta make this quick then!
Bayke: how are the balloons Desmond?
Desmond: *filling a balloon with helium* it's going good. Uh, you sure you don't need help Edward?
Edward: Nah, not at all lad, *struggling to turn the nob of the helium tank* j-just gotta turn, the damn- *slips his grip and almost falls over* Ga! Stupid, damn, tank! *hits the tank*
The tank breaks and helium leaks out.
Edward: uh oh...
Everyone close by the helium tank starts in haling the helium and starts coughing.
Altair: *cough* (high pitch voice) damn it Edward you ghabi! Look at what you've done! *quickly covers his mouth* ...
Everyone: ...
Desmond: (high pitch voice) oh crap helium tank broke.
Jacob and Edward: ... *snickers and starts laughing in high pitch voices* HAHAHA!
Jacob: Altair you sound like a mouse that had to much to drink!
Edward: Ey lad!
Altair: *high pitch low growl* you all sound like a bunch of mice too novice!
Jacob: Ha! I do, don't I!
Edward: you sound like a high pitch dolphin lad! *laughs high pitch*
Alexios: (normal voice) Hey let me try! *runs over and breaths in the left over helium* Wow this is werid!
Maria: (Normal voice) as much as I like to hear the sound of rats, I think we should go back to focusing on getting Connor's party ready
Altair: *clears throat* Please let's. *glares at The three*
Jacob: I'll uh... get starts on the confetti! *runs up stairs*
Edward: ...and uh... I'll get the drinks ready! *runs off some where*
Alexios: *high pitch still* I'll uh, go see if Jacob needs help with the conffite. *walks over to where Jacob is*
Evie: *sighs* Maria do you need help setting up the snack table?
Maria: *nods* that would be of much help, thank you Evie.
Evie: no problem.
Jacob: Gang way!
Jacob and Alexios rolled out a large confetti cannon down the stairs and started filling it with confetti.
Desmond: since when did we own a confetti cannon!?
Jacob: since I asked Ezio to ask Leo to make one?
Desmond: ... the f@#$!?
Jacob: well he would never agree to make one if I asked him, but if Ezio asked him. Ha, the man would never refuse Ezio.
Alexios: yep!
Arno: oh mon Dieu! You guys why!?
Jacob: oh calm down Frenchy, not like it's gonna start a fire! Beside Connor's gonna love this!
Arno: and I wounder at times why Connor stopped hanging out with us... (whispers) (wish I had his guts to do the same)
Jacob: hey! He still hangs out with us at times.
Arno: Oui, when your not causing problems.
Alexios: will you relax, this won't cause any problems.
Evie: ok we got to have a rule for Leonardo to not agree on making such ridiculous requests like this.
Maria: agreed.
Aveline: *looking around for something*
Rebecca: you ok Aveline?
Aveline: ya I'm just looking for something I made for connor.
Rebecca: oh maybe I can help you find it. What did you make him?
Aveline: I made him a good luck bracelet for him to wear, it had two feathers on it and was made out of wooden beads.
Rebecca: I'm sure we can find it somewhere.
Nasir came by with silver (Connor's other companion silver back wolf) and Desmond the dog came around. Desmond (the dog) was barking and yipping happily around Jacob, Alexios, and the party cannon. Jacob and Alexios were distracted by Desmond tipping and barking that they didn't see Nasir sitting on the arm rest part of the couch investigating the strange cannon.
Jacob: come on Desmond the dog, knock it off! we got to set up the cannon right or-
Desmond the dog: *Barks* *grabs the remote from Jacob and runs to the other side of the room*
Jacob: HEY! DESMOND NO!
Desmond: *turns around* what!?
Jacob: oh not you Desmond, Desmond the dog, he-
Desmond the dog: *drops the remote and pushes the button*
Jacob: uh oh...
Everyone: 0_0
The Cannon went off and since the confetti wasn't completely separated properly a ball of compacted confetti bursted out the cannon landing into the kitchen and scaring the life out of Nasir. Nasir jumped onto Jacob's face trying to hide under his top hat while also clawing his face in the process. The ball of compacted confetti landed in the bowl of the fresh new batch of cake mix as Cladia was just about to place it I'm the oven not only getting cake mix on her, but on Achilles, Shaun, Evie, Aveline, Rebecca and Altair.
Achilles: ... ok that's it, I give up. *leaves the kitchen to go clean himself off*
Shaun: agreed *grabs a kitchen towel and cleans off his face*
Claudia: and there goes the last of the cake batter...
Aveline: *wipes a bit of the cake batter of her face and hives it a bit of a taste* hm, well I'll tell you this Claudia, the cake would have been amazing. *looks over by the counter and see the bracelet* oh! *grabs it* found it.
Altair: . . . jaCOB FRYYYYE!!!
Evie: oh bloody hell.
Jacob: AH! Altair- OUCH! GET YOUR CAT OFF ME! *trying to get Nasir off of him*
Altair: *wipes the cake batter off his face the best he can and runs over to Jacob* Nasir! no! Get off Jacob right now! *gently grabs Nasir of Jacob and hold him* you don't know where that man has been.
Jacob: *covered in cat scratches* Hey!
Leonardo: *yells from up stairs* THEIR ALMOST HERE!
Desmond: F@#$! We don't have time for this sh*t!
Everyone began to freak out and run about all over the living and kitchen only make more of a mess in the process.
Leonardo: *runs down stairs* everyone take place Their ba-... oh mio Dio...
Ezio and Connor where walking up to the hidden assassin home, with bags of stuff Shaun had asked them to get. The closer the two got to the house the more it was harder for Ezio to hide his smile anymore.
Connor: you seem to be in a good mood after finishing a long arena?
Ezio: hm? Oh, *clears throat* was I smiling? scusa I didn't realize.
Connor: uhm? Is there a reason for your sudden smile?
Ezio: well *chuckles* we were gonna wait till you came home, and that you are *unlocks and opens the door* Happy birthday Co- ...uh...
Ezio and Connor were welcomed home to the assassins all either taned up in streamers other were on the floor and were toppled over one another and some... were a mix of both, all but Leonardo who seemed equally confused as the two were.
Connor and Ezio: . . .
Jacob: *strung up to the ceiling with his sister in streamers* ...Happy Birthday Connor! *nervous smile*
Aveline: *tangled in streamers too* suprise...
Edward: *is strung upsidedown by his feet with Party streamers* *blows on a party blower*
Ezio and Connor: ...
Achilles: *comes down stairs* Are you guys almost- oh come on!
Just then they heard a small chuckle come from Connor. They all turned to face him as ge started chuckling and a bit of laughter.
Jacob: so... your not upset about the suprise party?
Connir: *Chuckling* mad? Why would I be mad? *snickers* I had a hunch something was up, and figured if it was something for my birthday, I was expecting it to end up something like this. Im honestly don't care for my birthday much anyway, but I'm happy you guys tried anyway, just to do something nice for me.
Leonardo: awe, your welcome acmico.
Edward: HAHA! That's my grandson!
Shaun: So, does that mean you'll help untangle us now?
Connor: ya, and I think I have a better idea on where I want to spen my birthday at.
That night they went to the bar Desmond worked at and had some food and drinks and Connor opened his gifts. Desmond said that he didn't mind the extra work hours -and erasing the camera footage- all was well, and Jacob got his face patched up as well.
Connor: *opens his gift from Edward* *is now holdings a small gold telescope* Wow, thanks grandfather.
Edward: Ey, Of course, this telescope use to be mine and I'm giving it to you now to take care of.
Connor: thanks again grandpa.
Edward: any time lad. *drinks his shot of rum*
Aveline: here's my gift to you Connor. *hands him the bracelet*
Connor: *takes the bracelet* You made this yourself Aveline?
Avelone: yep, that and this *kisses him on the check* that too.
Connor: O-Oh uh... Thank you, Aveline. -///-
The family laughted or chuckled at Connor's reaction. They were talking and hanging out and eating some food from the bar, till it was 1 in the morning.
Happy birthday
Ratonhnhaké:ton
Part 2?
Also yes I know it's late, I have been busy lately with testing 😔 it the final brain cell for me at this point.
Altair needed a break from his demons lol.
Ladybug: And that's how my Lucky Charm works! After that, all the damage that was done, is repaired to how it was before.
Altaïr: fascinating.