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I love that moment in The Black Witch when Elloren is studying in with Tristan and Yvan is there and BOTH Elloren and Tristan are like 👀👀👀👌🏻👌🏻💯💯 and Yvan bails because he can’t take the heat and Elloren asks Tristan “yo why were you staring at Yvan so much” and Tristan is like “.............because he’s beautiful......” and then Elloren is like “...............I knoW rIgHT?!?!?”

we ask how many licks it takes to get to the middle of like a tootsie pop. But the REAL question here is how many licks it takes to dissolve a wall.

ebony dark’ness dementia raven way is not a terf she is pro trans rights she told me herself now go read this

I attended a Dungeon Meshi themed dinner last weekend and wanted to share what was brought/devoured! Enjoy the comparison of what the dishes looked like irl vs the show

ao3 turns 15 today

reblog if youre older than ao3

(there's a lot of people asking about this, but the legal age to use social media is 13, except in few countries. so yes, there are people here under 15)

What she says: im fine

What she means: the average age of conception over the past 250k years is apparently 26.9. Let's round it down to 25. Think of your birth mother at 25. Hold her hand. Imagine her holding hands with her mother. Within 4 people, you're back in time 100 years, and it's an intimate family dinner. Just after WWI. Add another 16 people, a small party of 20, and you're in the 1500s. Double it, twice, and you're at 80 people. Your family would fill a restaurant, and you're at the height of the Roman empire. At 100 people, Confucius is alive but Socrates has not yet been born. 100 people. That's a medium sized wedding. A small lecture theatre or concert. 200 people, probably the biggest party i could ever hope to host, takes you back 5000 years. The guests at your soirée of parents would be contemporaries of the Egyptian and Indus Valley civilisations, although you'd probably be too busy fixing drinks and nibbles to talk to all of them. Just imagine it. 200 of you. That's all it takes to get back 5,000 years.

And we could go further. 1,000 people, a decent sized concert, a large high school, and we're at the end of the last ice age. Your ancestors are comparing their pink floyd vinyl with music played on instruments carved from wood or bones of long vanished species. Wander through the crowd. See your own features and phrases and gestures refract out like a kaleidoscope. What would they make of you? What do you make of them? Why does it feel so unfair that even that first 100 years --that small family dinner of four--is out of your grasp? Maybe it's because questions of spatial distance have become negligible to us now. why, oh why, does time hold out against us so stubbornly

One of my favorite bits in spicy LiuShen fics is if SQQ picks LQG up and like princess carries him or grabs his thighs and yoinks him up off the ground.

Yes SQQ. Show that man you're also a cultivator and strong. Fluster the fuck outta that beautiful man. He needs to be confused and horny about how he was just picked up and thrown on the bed like a rag doll.

The Bai Zhan War God needs princess treatment too

They didn't even owl-houseify her ppl in California just be looking like that

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