L And Light's Relationship Is Literally Those Boomer Marriage Jokes About Hating Your Spouse

my svsss comic about sqq and his little personality split (what if)

whenever carry on my wayward son comes on the radio I feel like I’m in a hostage situation

Cooper woke me up two hours before I needed to be awake and I can't get back to sleep, so here's 4am blogging:

What if the reason that Anakin and Padme were able to hide in plain sight for so long is that it's really common for Jedi to have friendships that seem unusually close and intimate to outsiders?

Like. We actually do have some canon evidence that it's normal for a Jedi to be besties with a major political figure! Obi-Wan and Bail, Qui-Gon and Valorum--wasn't Yoda pals with the Wookie leader?

Jedi having Epic Friendships/brothers-in-arms-type relationships regardless of venue is probably their default cultural portrayal, in-universe. "Jedi are just super intense about that stuff, it's the Force or something. It doesn't mean they want to fuck you."

...This means that in the good end AU where Palpatine explodes and Anakin's secrets come out there's a massive cultural whiplash to the effect of, "does that mean they were all fucking in secret?!"

Yoda and Chief Tarfful have to publicly deny any allegations of a sexual relationship.

jumping on the worm train

For Those who Write Submissive L

This here is the true canon, the Light Novel is amazing.

Please people write more submissive Light, look at my aggressive top L. That man has never been submissive to even a traffic signal.

Let's hear it for : Aggressive Top L x Bratty Bottom Light

writing smut like

how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?

get yourself a boyfriend that will serve cunt with you

(idk why tf they’re posted up like that but I love it)

Me: Caring for fictional characters is stupid! They’re not even real! I don’t know why people care so much about them.

Also me, the entire time watching Obi Wan Kenobi: *tenderly* sir please. Just take a nap. Just a little rest. please. I love you so much.

BDSM mask inspiration

I can't stop thinking about historically accurate european armor helmets

how did this happen