um so heres a dumbass rant from me at 1am on 0 hours of sleep
but you see im not nature
my species rejected nature millions of years ago and now wants to go back to it like they havent destroyed so much of it our of their own greed and spite to be the gods they could never be?????
its so weak of us to be mindlessly controlled by whoevers out there pulling the ropes
we dont even know them or anybody thats not widely public because 90% of us are at the bottom- peasants to them just living off of useless numbers on a imaginary thing called a screen and green flimsy paper with more numbers just to determine our already short life
how the fuck did we evolve to be the 'greatest' anyways???
-we dont have any fur -we dont have any fangs, claws or fighting things -we cant climb, swim, run (yeah fuck that whole 'We EVolVed fOr StAminA' shit cuz i literally struggle to climb a hill or run on flat land for more then 2 full seconds) or do anything without time and effort of our lives -the things we hate the most is our own species???? -WE MISTAKE OUR OWN SPECIES DOING FOR 'STANDARDS'?? LIKE DUDE WE ARENT MONOGAMUS WHATS THE DEAL WITH WEDDINGS N CHEATING N SHIT -we are born so weak and have to be taken care of for MORE THEN 18 YEARS -we are so limited with our abilities other then 'oH cUz SMaRt HAhA' like our own ego couldnt get enough because we are obviously dumb -we are evolving backwards
aint gonna lie
society dont seem to exist to me
and if it does
WHERE TF IS IT AND WTF ARE THEY DOING???
SHOOKASHOOKASHOOKASHOOKASHOOKASHOOKASHOOKASHOOKASHOOKASHOOKASHOOKASHOOKASHOOKASHOOKASHOOKASHOOKA
ehehehee now ur soaked >:)
mothers day is coming up yk what that means
CASSOWARY MAMA AND BABY <33333333 (help i am litterally braindead on what to do for my mom)
*insert murlk also here cuz idk how to draw that flat ahh pancake gecko*
the doe
a deer
a female deer
with a ray
the fawn thats full of sun
thats me!
a name
i call myself!
i go far
with the path i chose to run lil random wordmix i did of that one do re mi song everyone prob learned in elementary/grade school + drawing of uhhhhhh dough deer idk lolol
just bought this unique animal plush (a golden lion tamarin like-WHO WOULDVE THOUGHT ABOUT THOSE GUYS??) and put a lil bandana on cuz he literally looked like he was actively smoking weed T_T uhh anyways i think i have a new fave plush now cuz hes so cool so..
INTRODUCING VALENTINO AKA TINO!! (or tiny tino ehehe)
ALSO SHOUTOUT TO MY MA YALL SHE GAVE ME THE BANDANA AS AN IDEA <3 HER SM!!
name: Big'Fo0t gender: boy!!! duh!!!! sexuality: NO SECKS THATS INNAPROPRIA TE >:((( emo backjstory: as a twoleg cat hybrid, he was abandoned due to his catboy looks..and his super bbeg queen-of-all-humans mom who hated animals and treated him like one instead of a real guy (which is suuuper bad and evil like she was).
he was bullied by his sisters moms princess friend mean girl group into running away into the forest forever- soon finding thunderclan. turns out the ghost of firestar was looking for him due to a prophecy that involved him and new firestar (reincaranated) taking out the construction workers in the forest territory and then they all move back there- so he did that with his new power from all of the starclan cats whcih was very super original- walking in dreams.
he also got a cat girlboyfriend from another clan which was reincaranated spottedleaf named spottedleaf- and that made new firestar jelous. so they had a super cool battle with claws, epic fire and cool thunder-he soon killed new firestar and he died forever again so big'fo0t became b1g'st@r and married spottedleaf, they also had kits named deadkit, macchiatokit, oldkit, twolegkitkit and tigerstar3kit. the end the end this was surprisingly fun to write tbh XDD
my mood has been lifted!! :D
the ride there was rlly pretty since the sun was setting and i got to see so many cool bones, plants n taxidermy (also learning along the way lolol)
cool facts i think yall might like: moon snails have super sharp tounges + acid-like stuff that they use to cut holes in shells to eat AND they have little trapdoors they use once they retreat back into their own shell so stuff cant get in!
pangolins scales are made out of the same material as our fingernails which i find kinda weird- does that mean our nails count as scales too?? T_T
O YE AND AS U SAW IN THE PHOTO ABOVE...I MET A BABY CAPYBARA! her name was pumpkin and i got to feed her kale >:D she was so cute and i adored her sm
TW BELOW: UNALIVE BIRD WING (no blood or anythin its just taxidermy)
got to see how big bird wings were and heres one to my arm XD i forgot what species it was but now im wondering what the albatrosses wingspan is cuz like dang T_T
heyall its sorta a downer day today (species dysphoria,general depression,etc) xdd
dreamed about an old friend n thats about it
might not post tomorrow might do with a whole new mood who knows :P
i am going to a museum experience thingi tho based on evolution so im hopin thatll lift my mood echo be keepin me company <3
random untitled poem idk what to name it T_T oh elk. does it hurt you when you do your mighty cry? do you know somewhere, out there in the bustling city. there is a human. a small human. who would truly like to join you. who thinks your cries are a melody. who thinks you can do no harm to your harem. who wants to escape their concrete chamber with their tough antlers and run off with their swift hooves.
but they have no hooves. they have no antlers, either. they are just a human. like all the others. one that repeats the cycle of all the others, too. kill. destroy. take. but this one is not killing your kind. this one is not destroying your home. this one is not taking your forage. this one is with you. on your side on the group with the wolves and rabbits. on the team that has the ferns and the stars. on the army of other people. the people that are just like that one small human, just like you. so, elk, does it hurt you when you do your mighty cry? or do you know that somewhere, out there in the many bustling cities. there are humans, small humans. that wont repeat the cycle of their ancestors. care. help. give. that is what the humans will do. the small humans. and although they are small, they are just like you.
LF REQUESTS OF LIKE ANYTHING IM SO DRAINED OF IDEAS writing, doodles, bases, moodboards, pngart or whatever its called, game ratings?? maybe even animal ratings??? idek anymore i just wanna do smthin to get my mind busy
GUESS WHO GOT A VIRUS?????? (NOT THE COMPUTER TYPE LOLOL)
me :')
cant go outside much anymore cuz it might be corona xd
i hate my house now bruhh nature always is something new even if its like the same ole rock itll find a way to make it interesting or change it in different ways every day and houses are just so plain cuz if you move a couch 1 inch u will stub ur toe on it for the rest of ur life everytime u try to eat breakfast or smthin
anyways might not post cuz im prone to sleeping all day now
just an elk therian exploring the wild world of tumblr :Dehehhee i like doin goofy doodlesFEEL FREE TO SPAM LIKE MEEE ILYSM WHEN U DO!!!
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