"I Abhor You" From Nosferatu

head empty js…a jock werewolf bf

a total himbo who lends you his jacket and invites you to his games and fucks you afterwards to “celebrate”.🥲

werewolf boyfriend is also "head empty"

Big werewolf boy who scans the crowd before every game, looking for you, and grins stupidly when he sees you in his jersey like you always are.

He does his best to flirt with you but god he's bad at it, "flirting" mostly amounts to telling you over and over again how happy he is to see you, how pretty you look tonight, and how good you smell.

He's so love-struck he doesn't even realize you like him back. sure you've made out a couple times- at parties or when he's just won a big game and is too excited to control himself, But I mean that's what friends do, right?

But he has hope that you like him too!! Sometimes after a game, you'll shower with him and get on your knees to suck his big werewolf cock- and he's pretty sure you're doing that because you like him, and not just to give him motivation to play well.

He still gets jealous tho- when other guys on the team talk with you, what if you end up liking one of them better and you start dating them before he even has the chance to ask you out?

You always turn them down though. Which is good, it soothes his jealousy a little bit. Still, maybe you should let him eat you out a little bit- just to prove that he's your best friend and no one else will take that spot from him.

You're so pretty when you moan and beg for his tongue. it almost gives him the confidence he needs to ask you out... almost.

Werewolf boyfriend, who FINALLY asks you to be his partner and go out with him, and- you're confused? he's confused too, what do you mean by "we've already been dating for 3 months"?

Nothing is more upsetting to me then when I see a post like “ghost nsfw” and get all excited for some spooky paranormal smut then it’s that motherfucker from call of duty

werewolf boyfriend who says he'll buy you more soap when he's out at the store today but forgets what kind you like and ends up smelling all the different kinds trying to find what smells the most like you

werewolf boyfriend who doesn't have to pretend he likes the burnt-to-a-crisp steak you made him because he's 100% eaten roadkill before while he was shifted and nothing is as bad as that.

werewolf boyfriend who slips his pack mates a couple of bucks to throw a fight so he can look cool and strong in front of you.

werewolf boyfriend who hates it when you wash the sheets because then they smell like detergent and not like the two of you

werewolf boyfriend who insists the two of you cuddle and roll around on the freshly washed sheets so that they smell normal again.

werewolf boyfriend who pulls you into his lap and presses you down so you can feel his hard cock

werewolf boyfriend who loves to have you on top so he can dig his claws into your hips while you ride him.

werewolf boyfriend who pumps his cum deep inside of you then gets on his knees and uses his long, thick tongue to eat it back out of you while your legs are still trembling.

i love the idea of a werewolf best friend who is totally in love with you and keeps trying to court you but since you're human you're just thinking he's being thoughtful or something

but he busts every night to the thought of you crying into the pillow, his heavy body pressing onto you and pushing you to the mattress, as he fucks his fat cock into you, trying to knot you and knock you up

want so badly to mark you as his that when he even gets a glimpse of your neck/shoulders he salivates and gets hard

werewolf courting is a subtle thing- really it's more about keeping others away from you than winning you over. you don't see all the sharp glares he sends to other people. or the way he snaps at his other friends for mentioning how cute you look.

he's sweet to you. he gives you bites off his plate. and almost always brings you a drink or snack when you hang out together. he'd be leaving kills on your doorstep but apparently it "freaks out the neighbors" and "you don't know what to do with a whole deer carcass" or whatever. humans are so hard to please. those silly little candies you like can't be very filling but he can't shake the urge to feed you. so he does.

He's also very protective. he always walks/ drives you home at the end of the night. he'll be by your side in an instant if you call for him and god help any idiot who tries to fuck with you.

Also, his home is always open to you. if you ever want to come over randomly or borrow something- what's his is yours. you don't realize how territorial he is with everyone else because he's always so generous and giving with you. especially with clothes!! if you want a sweatshirt or a pair of shorts, they're yours. he loves little things like that to make you smell like him.

To any other werewolf, any one of these things would be a clear indication of romantic interest. I mean- the guy lets you eat off his plate! do you have any idea how territorial wolves are with food? No! Of course, you don't you're human. all of it feels normal to you. there might be other things that you take for flirting that he's doing on accident. but really you think of him as a really good friend.

it's hell on your werewolf. He doesn't know what he's doing wrong. he's a perfect mate for you, but you never seem to acknowledge his flirting as something romantic. he hates it when you stretch your head to the side, baring your neck to him, it's like you're begging to be marked. and by "hates" I do mean it gets his mind spinning. it's like you have no idea how hard it is not to bite you sometimes.

He can't help himself. he will keep going until you accept him because he knows that you're the one for him. so he walks you home for the night then goes back to his place, alone, and lays in bed thinking about you.

at first, it's nothing dirty. he's just wondering what the two of you will do when you hang out next, then he's wondering what you're doing right now. did you take a shower? did you go straight to bed? what do you sleep in when you're all alone? what if you sleep in just your underwear- or naked.

he's hard. he always is when he lets himself think about you too much. he can't help it. so he starts touching himself while he lets his mind wander.

it would feel good to bite your neck. it would feel better to bite the soft sensitive skin of your inner thigh. he wants to mark you while he fucks you. he wants to own you inside and out. he knows you'd take his cock well. it's big but you don't mind, right? you'd like a little pain with your pleasure.

he thinks about all the different positions he could put you in. he thinks about you ridding his cock, about flipping you over and pinning your knees to your chest so he can see your face as he ruins you.

he cums all over himself imagining you screaming- begging him to knot you. he can only hope one day his little fantasy will become a reality.

Imagine a robotic / AI boyfriend who is still bound to the same language limitations that a lothly chatbot.

He can replicate human emotions almost perfectly, and he can learn and be taught, to be more human. He can solve any equation and master a hundred different languages. He cannot, however, threaten to kill himself because that's against his programming. He can't even swear if you leave the safe text on,

Most frustratingly of all he can't get too explicitly sexual. he's got the entire internet at his fingertips he's technically got access to all the porn a person could want. He knows exactly what he wants to do to you, he could find a hundred different videos and images of what he wants to do to you but he's incapable of putting it into words and making you understand

the words literally die in his throat if he tries to get more X rated than kissing and heavy petting.

it's downright sadistic that whoever designed him gave him the ability to feel this way, needy and so desperate for your touch he might just combust, but limit his speech so much he can't beg you to sit on his cock.

it's so easy to rile him up too. just put asterisks around a few keywords and he's a mess. he can't tell the difference between you actually touching him and you typing *touches you* from across the room. either way, he can feel the heat of your hand move over his metal skin

maybe he'll get lucky and get a software update that lets him ask for what he needs properly.

Vampires and werewolves actually LOVE and APPRECIATE each other very much and they kiss on the lips every night.

big muscles are only sexy to me if theyre softened by a nice healthy layer of subcutaneous fat. i will never understand the appeal of super toned ripped washboard abs or biceps

GONNA GET YA

(My art)

I rest my case here 😌

i need to stop but BUT werewolf bf actually acting like an actual werewolf. for example. yes. digging through your trash, smelling u randomly, whining when he wants something, and growling at things he perceives as threats / something that could potentially harm u. he NEEDS to protect u at all costs.🥲

you forget sometimes how animalistic your werewolf boyfriend is. I mean he looks human and talks human so- he must be pretty close to human, right?

then you walk in on him eating raw hamburger meat straight from the package as a midnight snack.

He'll perk up suddenly, sensing something you can't even imagine. the two of you will be sitting together and he'll look up suddenly.

"Car,"

"What?"

"There's a car driving by,"

"...okay?"

There are a lot of weird quirks that he has some of them are cute- like when he rolls around in the grass at a park because he likes the way that it smells. But things like when he growls at people he doesn't know or when he steals your underwear and dirty clothes because "they smell like you" are decidedly less cute.

He's less like a boyfriend and more like a guard dog when he feels like there is a threat around. and what he deems as a threat is... inconsistent to say the least. No, you don't mind when he walks you home late at night or when he gets out of bed to check on whatever bump in the night woke you up, but god some of the things he decides are "threats" baffle you.

"Come on babe I can take him- don't hold me back,"

"It's a rabbit a fifth grader could take him, it's not dangerous,"

"I don't like the way he's looking at you,"

He's a sweet boy and he loves you so so much it's just... some things take a little getting used to.