A Snake Damned Humanity.

ITS ME ITS ME IT'S ME

yes im a carmilla simp now so what

👆👆👆👆 this up there

my man just woke up and chose to speak facts

— WOW! MAYOR HUMDINGER IS SO EVIL! THE EVILLEST MAN ON THE EARTH! HE BELONGS TO JAIL!

Meanwhile Mayor Humdinger from PAW Patrol World: *asks Ryder for forgiveness, repents of what he has done, no one in the city hates him, mayor agrees to a joint holiday, and his dirty tricks are regarded as a fun adventure for him and pups*

Also here's some good ending where absolutely everyone is happy, both mayors and Ryder :)

THAT'S HOW PAW Patrol must work.

There's no need to do Mayor Humdinger more devilish than he's in the tv-show because he's not so evil as others make him.

Cal Brunker, fuck you and your movies for that.

PAW Patrol is supposed to teach that everyone can redeem themselves and has an another chance. Your films teach that you make an already evil person even more evil, and you don't solve it because pups need a punching bag.

No, thank you. I don't agree with this evil-to-jail policy. PAW Patrol World is more PAW Patrol Movie to me than the all movies Brunker did (and actually in the game all pups have their big screen time, lol).

Hawks: "Yo, Tokoyami. Did you know birds are technically dinosaurs?"

Tokoyami: "Yes."

Hawks: "That means I'm basically a prehistoric beast of the skies."

Tokoyami: "I fail to see your point."

Hawks: "Which makes you my apprentice in the ways of ancient aerial combat."

Tokoyami: "Hawks."

Hawks: "Call me Raptor-Sensei."

Tokoyami: "...No."

FUCKING DEAD

thinks about epsilon for a second

cries AND THEN COMES THIS FUCKING SCENE LIKE----

HELLO???? YOU TRYNA KILL ME OR SMTH??????????????????

me care for them a l0t!!!

Actually, Shego loves his drawings.

no thoughts

only IF HELL IS FOREVER THEN HEAVEN MUST BE A LIE

This is so them omfg

he's so in love!!!!

also enjoy angel and husk dancing lol

"ua big 3" and its just nejire having to be momma to these gay sillies

THIS IS THE CANON ENDING IDFC I AM TRAUMATIZED

The movie's alternate ending is a happy one where everything turns out well: Stone makes Robotnik his favorite latte, and Shadow becomes a member of their small family.