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https://gf.me/u/ymnnbj A young family member of mine is going through a really rough time, he's been in the hospital for over a week now and might be in for another month. His parents won't be able to pay for his medical bills- please donate if you can, or share if you can't! There's more details on the gofundme page

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Walker's Medical Care organized by Maria Parker

Walker was admitted to Children's Hospital in Birmingham, AL on July 27th because his appendix rupt… Maria Parker needs your support for Wal

@aris-stardust @ava1649 @mr-starz I'm so so sorry for tagging, but this is major

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ever just liked on a post so fast you accidentally clicked twice and ends up unliking it?

and then realizing you messed up and quickly clicking like again except you clicked too fast and then you unliked it-

and then you try and like it again except you-

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH YELLOW <33333 YOU TOO. YOU TOO!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It’s kinda cool how someone can just pop into your life all of a sudden and become so important to you within such a small amount of time. I think that’s what makes life so interesting though. There’s always a reason to be hopeful for the future because you never know what good things will come your way next.

Well

I’ve done it, finally set up a Paypal account, wahoo

So yes, you can in fact send in requests now! I have to be honest here; I am quite inexperienced. It’s for this reason that I’ll be setting prices quite low initially.

I am but a measly worm navigating through the harsh world of getting paid

My ask box is always open and prices can be negotiated! Just tell me what you want, how long you want it, and provide some way of communication between us and we’re all set!

I mainly specialise in original work. However, if you want me to work on characters from a fandom then you only need to ask! There’s a possibility that I’d either already be in the fandom, or might eagerly jump in for the sake of writing about it!

Please, don’t be shy. Please. Please.

Please.

Suddenly remembered this one dream I had when I was running a pretty bad fever.

Y’know that one Tom and Jerry episode where Tom dies and he goes to a train station in heaven? Yeah, I was there. And I was arguing with the train conductor. And I was going; “Let me in, you know who I am.”  But then the train conductor. They tipped their hat at me and shook their head. “I’m sorry, my friend, but it’s not your time.” And then I woke up.

Men are 100% valid and I 100% support them trying to vibe but this post is just so fucking funny I can’t-

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

chad

PLS HELP

IM GONNAN CRY THIS IS SO FUCKIBG FUNNY TO ME

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This explains a bit of the situation. In Perú we are currently being ruled by mafias inside the congress. And they have began their dirty moves and paying favors. The protests have been pacific till the police arrives and the media makes a bigger problem about broken ATMs than power abuse 

“Average resident of dreamside has 1 braincell" factoid actualy just statistical error. The average resident of dreamside actually has 0 braincells. Cucumber, who has a typical amount of brain cells, is an outlier adn should not have been counted. 

Traditional forestry is so fascinating actually. Humans used to be much more invested in sustainable practices*, and they got creative about it.

Take coppicing. Coppicing is wild, ya’ll. Young trees get repeatedly cut down so that they regenerate with extra limbs. You know, like a freaking hydra.

This doesn’t harm the trees. In fact, since a regularly coppiced tree stays in the juvenile stage, this effectively makes the tree IMMORTAL, unable to be touched by age and the ravages of time. Also coppicing has been practiced since literal prehistory and has a lot of ecological benefits. In return, humans get a theoretically infinite supply of wood from one tree, instead of having to plant new ones.

tldr if you cut off a tree’s head it will grow more heads like a hydra and become functionally immortal.

*before colonizers realized they could steal all the land & trees they desired