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PLS HELP

IM GONNAN CRY THIS IS SO FUCKIBG FUNNY TO ME

“Good cops”

Suddenly remembered this one dream I had when I was running a pretty bad fever.

Y’know that one Tom and Jerry episode where Tom dies and he goes to a train station in heaven? Yeah, I was there. And I was arguing with the train conductor. And I was going; “Let me in, you know who I am.”  But then the train conductor. They tipped their hat at me and shook their head. “I’m sorry, my friend, but it’s not your time.” And then I woke up.

I have been fighting death ever since I was born and I’m not fucking dead yet so one can only assume that I’ve just kept winning

Reblog if you actually give a shit about anyone who’s suicidal or depressed.

No one should scroll past this

Daily reminder to go read Cucumber Quest

The silent guardian. The watchful protector

There’s a lot of accidental anti-semitism in the world , but sometimes I come across the deliberate and malicious anti-semitism im DND and I’m just reminded that no matter how much I love this game it does not love me back and the original creators never wanted me to play it.

Today’s example is: Phylactery

In d&d:

In real life

That’s right. they named the evil artifact that the evil undead spellcaster hides their soul in after a Jewish ceremonial object.