Mary Jane Would Carry Around A Deck Of Tarot Cards And Pretends To Read The Gang's Future (she Insisted

the reason peter is apparently competent at a motorcycle when he cant drive cars is that he's unhinged.

the exact reasons people hate motorcycles (exposed, unsafe, no protection) are why he loves them. he has so much more control than in a car. gives him a sense of safety. actually lets him drive without self destructing.

sony giving me baby mayday how am i supposed to COPE!!!!!!!

walking around on walls while wearing a crop top. WHORE!!!

1/5 star review to this superhero couple

Do NOT hire them

I've been saying this for years but I've finally found the funniest way to say it, in the MCU Tony Stark isn't so much Peter Parker's father figure as he is his deadbeat dad figure. Like Tony shows up once a year to take Peter to a baseball game kinda vibe. Tony in homecoming is like hey kid I know I haven't seen or spoken to you in months but I bought you something and that's basically the same as emotional support. Tony taking Peter to Germany in civil war is like when your deadbeat dad tells your mom you're having father-son time but he's really just taking you to his guys' poker night and trying to get you to cheat for him. When Tony says you're nothing without the suit then you shouldn't have it, it's like when your dad says if you're not going to follow my rules in my house you can leave, I put a roof over our heads what else could you possibly want from me. Tony mourning Peter after infinity war and calling him his kid is like when your dad only wants to hang out with you after he's lost custody. Like well and truly deadbeat behavior no wonder the fanon is like that

spectacular spider-man vol. 1 #101

“the dc slate is full of c-listers no one is excited for these characters1!11!!1” the reason marvel had iron man rights to begin the mcu in the first place is because iron man was a total c-lister compared to marvel’s big three

Amazing Spider-Man (2022) #19 preview

Dark Web is over, but the effects will shake Spider-Man for a long time. To recover, Peter Parker and Felicia Hardy, the Black Cat, escape from the city to an exclusive spa in the Catskills! Surely, trouble won’t follow our Web-Head and ruin his romantic getaway.

[Kelly, Joe. (w), Terry Dodson (a/c), and Rachel Dodson (i).] The Amazing Spider-Man (2022) #19 (Feb. 2023), [Marvel Comics]: 03-06.

"That guy seems too ADHD" (Amazing spider-man: the daily bugle #2)