Felicia Telling Peter ‘see This Is Why You Broke’ Has Got To Be The Funniest Thing Put To Paper

peter really be like “I can’t deal with this right now, I’m gonna go be violent on the streets” and literally no one can stop him

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I've been saying this for years but I've finally found the funniest way to say it, in the MCU Tony Stark isn't so much Peter Parker's father figure as he is his deadbeat dad figure. Like Tony shows up once a year to take Peter to a baseball game kinda vibe. Tony in homecoming is like hey kid I know I haven't seen or spoken to you in months but I bought you something and that's basically the same as emotional support. Tony taking Peter to Germany in civil war is like when your deadbeat dad tells your mom you're having father-son time but he's really just taking you to his guys' poker night and trying to get you to cheat for him. When Tony says you're nothing without the suit then you shouldn't have it, it's like when your dad says if you're not going to follow my rules in my house you can leave, I put a roof over our heads what else could you possibly want from me. Tony mourning Peter after infinity war and calling him his kid is like when your dad only wants to hang out with you after he's lost custody. Like well and truly deadbeat behavior no wonder the fanon is like that

from Amazing Spider-Man #1

adore this iconic dishevelled bisexual look 

web shooters

with unnecessary details like "how does peter cope with adiabatic cooling on his highly pressurized web cartridges"

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Peter and Felicia | Symbiote Spider-Man and Black Cat

Cliff Chiang (art)

I miss it when peters apartment looked like a hot mess

Writer: Paul Jenkins

Penciller: Mark Buckingham

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