I Can’t Wait For The Day A Woman’s Strength Isn’t Dictated By How Much Abuse She Can Endure

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I know a really young Billy Batson is cute and all that, but let’s take a moment to imagine college Billy.

- Billy studying in the Watch Tower because a couple of kids were playing the penis game in the campus library, and he thought he could stop it by winning, but instead he just got himself kicked out for a week

-Billy finding random places to sleep on the Watch Tower because he doesn’t get enough sleep and his roommate keeps commandeering the room for sexy time

- the JL having a meeting and suddenly hearing an phone alarm go off then a thump from under the meeting table and then a string of curses

- Billy stealing toilet paper and other such products from the Watch Tower because he’s doesn’t have cash and this stuff’s two-ply

- Batman letting Billy steal essentials from the Tower, but will draw the line at furniture

- Billy eating most of his meals on the Tower because the school’s meal plan sucks and compared to what his college serves this stuff’s practically a five stare, gourmet meal

- Everyone becoming alarmed when Billy openly cries while eating a double bacon cheese burger

- Billy building a study fort out of cushions on the Tower with a “Do Not Disturb” sign taped on it

- Billy calling a League member because he got drunk at a party and his ride left without him and “look Hal I called you because you’re the only one that wouldn’t lecture me and WOULD YOU STOP LAUGHING I’M TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE HERE YOU ASS!!!!”

- League members who went to college silently slipping Billy cups of coffee at random times throughout the day out of sympathy

- BILLY DURING FINALS WEEK

- Billy using League resources for his thesis because Billy want’s to stick it to tHE ONE TEACHER THAT SAID THEY DON’T GIVE A’S

- Billy using his powers to get the books he needs for his midterm research paper because fuck if he’s gonna wait a week for it to be loaned out to his school’s library

- Shazam turning back into Billy on the Tower in only his boxers and clutching a pillow and passing out on the ground because he literally had no sleep for three days and he got the call just has he got into bed

- Arthur asking Billy what he’s working on and Billy jokingly says his paper on the discovery of Atlantis and asks if he has contact with Dr. Shin and Arthur not finding it amusing at all.

- Diana wanting to help Billy with his mythology class and Billy trying to calm her down when she starts arguing with what’s in the books

- Billy pulling pranks on underclassmen with the help of the entire Flash Fam

- Superman giving Billy rolls of quarters for laundry because “Look son, I don’t know who told you this, but you can’t just wear the same shirt five days in a row- … What do you mean they’re all different? What do you mean it was a bargain deal????”

- Lois Lane taking Billy clothes shopping because there is no way Clark is helping Billy pick out clothes “Because he’ll look like a plaid infested redneck that’s why, Clark.”

- Cyborg helping Billy hack into the school’s website and updating it because lets face it, that site was a wreck and the email system needed to be worked on

- Billy having the longest Emergency Contact list in the school’s history

- Billy arguing with the RA because no he didn’t punch a whole through the dorm room wall, how could he? It’s not like he’s secretly a superhero who can’t use the Wisdom of Solomon to solve a complicated math problem because Martian Manhunter told him that would be cheating and he certainly didn’t take out his frustration on the wall……….

- Billy trying to find a private place in order to Shazam but can’t because everyone is up aT THREE IN THE MORNING!!!

- Billy in college

How to Prepare for an Exam

Throughout the semester:

Complete all of the course’s assignments

Study at least two hours per credit hour each week, if at all possible

Take good notes in class and review within 24 hours of taking them

Go to study meetings and tutoring, if needed

Use study habits that fit your learning style (visual, auditory, tactile)

Before the exam

Find out about the exam

What will be the format of the test? Try to study in the same format. If the test is going to be short answer, study in short answer format.

What material will be covered? No need to study something you won’t be tested on.

How much time will you have? If the test is timed, you’ll need to work speed when you study.

How much is it worth towards your final grade? You don’t want to find out on test day that the test is worth a large portion of your final grade and you didn’t study

Use notes and study materials created throughout the semester to study

Carry your study materials wherever you go so you can study if you have free time.

Try not to cram if at all possible

Eat healthy, drink water, exercise, and get plenty of rest the night before. Sleeping is scientifically proven to help you remember what you’ve learned. Your hippocampus works while you’re asleep to consolidate the information into memories so that you can recall the information later.

Exam day

Eat a healthy breakfast and do some light stretching or yoga

Arrive to the exam early

Take deep breaths

Read the directions, questions, and answers carefully

Jot down important information such as formulas as soon as you get the test so you won’t panic and forget them later

Answer questions with an educated guess. If you’re not sure, try to narrow it down to what you know can’t be the answer.

After the exam

Reward yourself

When you get the exam back, try to understand what you missed and why. Meet with your professor if you’re not sure

Analyze how you prepared for the test. What worked? How could you better prepare for the next test?

Again, I don’t take credit for everything in this post. Most of these tips come from a handout I picked up from my academic adviser with a few extra tips and tweaks from me.

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Please Like If Still Love Varian Re-blog if you still think He’s Redeemable

I STILL LOVE HIM AND I DON’T THINK HE’s EVIL, Unstable maybe but He’s been without any Moral Guidence Griving for who know how long with so much anger and Guilt. Guilt he is in denial because He dosen’t want to be the reson he’s dad is gone. I Still Feel Sympathetic to Him. And He NEEDS Help more than anything. When I Say I am On his side NO MATER WHAT. I Mean It.

What to do if you suddenly find yourself homeless

FOOD

Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food

grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread

different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.

some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit

SHELTER

Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment

sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it

Some churches offer short term residence

Find your nearest homeless shelter

Look for places that are open to the public

A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry

HYGIENE

A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.

Public libraries have bathrooms you can use

Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.

Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver

Local beaches, go for a quick swim

Some truck stops have showers you can pay for

Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet

Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket

OTHER

first aid kit

 sunscreen

 a travel alarm clock or watch

 mylar emergency blanket

 a backpack is a must

 downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards

 sleeping bag

 travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror

 swiss army knife

 can opener

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Why is no one talking about what happened in São Paulo yesterday?

The sky turned completely black around three in the afternoon partly because of smoke coming from the Amazon rainforest, WHICH IS 2300 KILOMETERS AWAY FROM THE CITY, where the government has greatly increased the amount of land being burned for profit. People are getting sick, animals are dying, native territory is being lost to the flames.

This is what the sky looked like in my city yesterday, in the early afternoon.

It got so dark so fast the city had to turn on the lamp posts and night lighting.

Please talk about this. Reblog this post, non-brazilians especially.

EDIT : i made this post on tuesday the 20th when this was getting absolutely no media coverage whatsoever. stop telling me people are talking about it now. i know.

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