Jacob: You're pretty dumb.
Stanley: Thanks.
Jacob: Why are you thanking me? I just insulted you.
Stanley: All I heard was "You're pretty", I'm focusing on the positives in life.
Stan Uris: I'm cold.
Bill: Oh, take my sweater *Put his coat on Stan*
Stan Uris: Thanks *Hugs Bill*
Stanley Barber: Hmmm... I'm cold too.
Jacob Thrombey: *Without stopping to see his cell phone* And what does it matter to me?
Stanley Barber: Fuck you.
Me telling my readers that I am working on updates.
It actually kind of surprises me how unpopular the idea of Will being a villain is.
Stanley: Let's play the 20 questions.
Jacob: Fine, what is your favorite color?
Stanley: Triangle, do you like boys?
Richie: *Seeing Stan's room* I'm a little surprised, actually Stan sleeps in a bed like a normal person.
Eddie: What did you expect?
Richie: I don't know, a nest with egg-shaped pillows.
I'm Mexican and I really couldn't find a better expression for how I feel about Lily right now.
Camilo: Familia, I want to introduce you to someone.
Camilo: He is my boyfriend, Miguel.
Miguel: *Holding Camilo's hand* Hola.
Dolores: Who is the other boy?
Camilo: Oh, this is Hiro, Miguel's boyfriend.
Hiro: *Holding Miguel's hand* Hey.
Pepa: I don't understand.
Camilo: Well, Miguel is my boyfriend, but he is also Hiro's boyfriend, Hiro hates me and I hate him.
Alma: Young people and their rare love relationships.
luke: we should just date each other
alex: yeah
alex: but I think we have to date reggie too
Stanley: I hate you with every inch of my body.
Jacob: Those are not many inches.
Fine! Electrify mine, oh~ electrify my golden tooth 💗🎊
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