This Could Legit Be My Persona In A Human Disguise In The Real World

This could legit be my persona in a human disguise in the real world

Speedrunners from the NPC's Perspective: Part 1
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Breaking records and blowing minds.

they have superhuman speed

that makes it appear like they're teleporting

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1 year ago

same hat has to be the most effeminate coded way of saying it

the masculine equivalent would be something less visual

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1 year ago

daw

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1 year ago

oh that's what i've been getting wrong.

i keep saying the right things and people hate me.

you will live and you will say the wrong things and make mistakes and people will love you anyways.

1 year ago

what are you implying?

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1 year ago

As a child I had a crush on Bon Bon specifically from My Little Pony Tales. I hate bronies.

As A Child I Had A Crush On Bon Bon Specifically From My Little Pony Tales. I Hate Bronies.

Before you say that having a crush on a pony makes me a brony..

Sir,

I am a pegasister.

I was literally the intended audience.

Also I was born in 2001.

Thems raised me right.


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1 year ago

yep

Denzel met Randall while Randall was camping out.

So far a start the map locations should be obvious.

They are simply just locations of camps in the area.

Duh.

The various items of apparel are disguises.

Duh.

The knife set is so that the murder weapon can be disposed of.

Duh again.

Denzel worked volunterally with local park staff around this time.

He was responsible for monitoring emergency supply boxes.

These are boxes the size of a lunchbox that contain medical supplies and food rations as well as other obvious survival things like a radio rope and pocket knife for example.

In an emergency these can be used if you're away from camp.

Denzel told staff that food had been taken from these boxes.

Staff said that it happens all the time because people are basically horrible.

While restocking them Denzel did notice someone watching him.

Denzel was able to watch this person without getting caught.

He thought at the time it was odd.

They didn't go to the supply boxes after Denzel had seemingly left.

Denzel said that didn't make any sense at the time.

Surely if they were stealing supplies there was no reason not to.

Denzel reported the guy but the staff did nothing about it.

Turns out that guy was in fact the murderer.

Denzel recalls hearing native American chants on his trip.

Denzel knows native American language from his family.

There's a sort of rule that in certain points in the chant the listener is supposed to respond in a certain way and Denzel out of respect had done so even though at the time he believed he was alone.

Turns out Denzel was actually responding to the recording and the fact that he did so may have saved his life if the killer was actually watching him at that time.

1 year ago

Imagine a super-advanced sentient alien race of bees makes contact with Earth and their first question is "So what's with all the rectangles?"

That's how stupid you sound, when you ask why bees make houses out of hexagons.


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1 year ago

[challenges the justice league]

Facts about my persona species

My powers are functionally like kryptonite to superman and I mean that literally.

I'm essentially oozing out the exact same kind of radiation that would be produced by kryptonite.

Talk about a badly-pitted fight.

But I'm chill with Superman he's friends with Aquaman and I respect that.

Facts About My Persona Species
Facts About My Persona Species
Facts About My Persona Species
Facts About My Persona Species
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Facts About My Persona Species
1 year ago

nice

Thinking about how Osamu Tezuka drew furry tf porn and hid it until the day he died and how even to this day artists still overwhelmingly have to base their whole career around two ends of the false dichotomy of 'serious art' and 'pornography' or be forever pigeonholed by whatever the public discovers first

1 year ago

mwah

A gentle reminder

A Gentle Reminder

daw

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