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Truly the best

this

Sweepy Crittor

i'm a mitten crab

[inhales...]

My two moods are

"I don't wanna be unrelatable"

and

"-so this is what normal people like? Ew."

ha

Everybody on Eka's Portal waking up to this soon

cool

The ink bottle lying on your desk... begins to crawl away..???

if we were in water,

my species would run past it

faster than it would notice their presence.

Logic test

You are in a room in Africa

There are two exits at opposite sides of the room

But each exit is being guarded by a snake

One snake is yellow-green

The other blackish in color

One is a harmless olive snake

That you can pass unharmed

The other a deadly black mamba

That will kill you if you get too close

Which color snake do you approach?

haha

I'm just reposting topical memes.

honestly this is the funniest shit i've heard all year.

yum

YouTube

seems like a typical afternoon snack for us pasta lovers idk #GordonRamsay #KitchenNightmares #Pasta

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imma legit eat that. give me a week

as a technical lobster i hate this