seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors
You give off the vibes of a Dean Girl whos grown up and has some kids now but the memories of that man still haunt you
This is the funniest and most accurate thing I have ever received. HOW have you figure this out? What about me is so blaring obvious that you know this level of detail? This post haunts me as well now thank you
This is a tufted ground squirrel. IUCN Vulnerable to extinction and endemic to the island of Borneo/Kalimantan.
It has the largest tail to body size ratio of any mammal, with the tail being 130% the size of its body.
I just think everyone should see it
she's in a better place now (her bedroom)
the holy grail types of fanfic
Your persistence is admirable tumblr but even with this godawfully ugly update i can still edit john greens posts. So once again. suck my dick
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