They Don't Make Staying Up Until 3am Fun And Exciting Like They Used To

brooding men who cannot communicate their feelings if their life depended on it are only hot when they're fictional. if i have to deal with one in real life i will curse him and pray for his downfall every night before i go to bed

Jason™ Voice: y’all like crime?

I know it’s not the “cool” way to order coffee, but I just prefer my drinks boneless.

Feelings tonight

Bard: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of it this time.

Barbarian: [cracking knuckles] Manslaughter it is.

"i'm looking respectfully" well i'm looking carnally. i'm looking like a whore

i'm such a cute lovable woman. anyone being mean to me will break all their bones on 20th march 2025 at 5:30pm

Gonna make his middle name Dean after Winchester for double the angst “it’s a family name” if someone asks

Naming my son a “J” name so I get to use Jaybird as a nickname and no one knows it’s really for Jason Todd, my beloved