No One Cares What You Would Rather Do.

i’ve taken a vow of uselessness

Going to romanticize the mundane by opening the windows, turning on music I like, and baking today

Accidentally put my baby to sleep with Broadway Karkat earlier, anyone know what the repercussions are

Tim Drake kinnies stand up for our national anthem!

*starts record* the sound of goats screaming starts playing

The Waynes count as found family because Bruce found all the traumatised children and went ‘oh, new family memeber’.

I don’t have hoes like you all do, I just have the Boston Molasses Flood of 1919 on my mind at all times

"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present thank you for coming to my TED talk

"came back wrong" this "lived wrong" that, what about dying wrong. my death will forever cling to you, leaving behind a slimy trail and a metallic taste in your mouth. my soul will forever drag you down like the heavy corpse of a long-dead god, who somehow still grants wishes. you can't tell which one of us is the one not letting go. you know not even your own death will end this.