Now 2 Beanie Baby Dragons Are Crossing Your Dash Together :3

im like when a girl consumes too much media but doesnt have enough real life interactions

i miss his annoying ass

this user likes their men a little fucked up, evil, and maybe even barely human

A moment of light during the siege

im completely unresponsive the first hour after waking up pls do not talk to ne about anything important

why is it called a "stick" of butter. that is blatantly a The Ingot

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I love hitting characters with the trans beam but I love it even more when the implications of that are 10 times funnier than their presumed cis identities. EXHIBIT A: Richard “Dick” Grayson.

Dick, filing his legal documents with Bruce: okay you’re gonna scratch that name and write down “Richard”. But everyone will call me Dick

Bruce: …are you sure about that

Dick: did I stutter

Bruce: it’s a… really outdated name chum the kids at school aren’t gonna be nice about it

Dick: I. don’t. Care. Are you gonna write that down or should I go do the paperwork with the WE lawyers tomorrow?

Bruce: okay okay fine… if that’s what makes you happy…

Dick: this is gonna be the funniest thing I have ever done in my life