FedEx: Shits On My Box, Stomps On My Box, Kicks It, Dumps Gasoline On It, Throws One Of My Chickens Into

joints will see you taking a step & be like "i bet i could improve on this with my Cool New Trick." & theyre wrong

opposite of a parasocial relationship (I would Rather Die than be perceived by an entertainer I liked)

I want the mcelroys to do an episode of dropouts breaking news so bad it would be so funny justin wouldn’t be able to get a word out he’d be wheezing the whole time

Sorry to post about my thoughts and feelings again, but I have been yearning for the little things in life and would love nothing more than to take someone to brunch at a rooftop restaurant by the sea.

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

this is one of my favorite english words. and what i aim to become.

by fomajc on instagram. im losing my shit over this