We Need To Go Back To Using Sailing Ships Full Time Like Immediately. Yes It Would Take Longer To Get

everyone’s comfort characters are either gay, mass murderers, mentally unstable or just straight up dead or all of these

H O L E

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"i'm looking respectfully" well i'm looking carnally. i'm looking like a whore

not my candy ass becoming a crab fisherman

wouldst thou like to live fergaliciously

"They're going to bury you three feet deep, because you've only ever been half a man" sounds like a raw ass line from Shakespeare or something buts actually from me yelling at my cat for stealing my sandwich while I was getting a drink.

for a minute i definitely forgot that kanye west had changed his name to ye and was wondering why this accusatory headline was written in shakespearean language