REMEMBER: [Men] Can Be Bribed With [Snackie Treats]

being self aware suuuucks like yeah this thought pattern/behavior is stupid and pointless and a symptom. i know this. [does it anyways

joints will see you taking a step & be like "i bet i could improve on this with my Cool New Trick." & theyre wrong

fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away

honestly speaking for myself i feel like having to claw your way up from the grave would be really cathartic and existentially meaningful. so like if anyone was considering kidnapping me and burying me alive i'm cool with it.

im like when a girl consumes too much media but doesnt have enough real life interactions

a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas