The New Norm Is Everyone Is Damaged

With the power of adhd you can do two halves of different chores and then sit down again instead of finishing either 👍

Hey kid you want a job?

Great get online and go to a job board. Indeed, Linkedin whatever. Now you're gonna search for a role that's in your city, fits your qualifications, and doesn't seem like a bad time.

See that easy apply button? Don't hit it they just throw those in the trash. Now you're gonna want to go to the company's website and check their careers page.

Oh? That job doesn't exist anymore. Cool go back to the job board and find another one.

Great you found another job, you're on the company's career page and the job exists!! So you're going to need to make an account on the career page website. They're using Workday, the same site as the last job you applied for? Who cares? You need to make another account for THIS job's workday page.

Now you're going to upload your resume. That'll autopopulate about 15 boxes with everything on your resume, except formatted wrong and with tons of errors. So just go through and painstakingly check the dates on all of that and rewrite everything you already laid out in an aesthetically pleasing format on your resume.

Ok time for the cover letter, explain why this specific job and company are deeply important to you. You love their mission statement and wouldn't even laugh if their ceo was gunned down in the street. You'll really want to reiterate the things you just spent the last 20 minutes filling out on the resume section

(Remember to include language from the job description, people who work in HR are lower than dogs and they need patterns or they get confused.) Write about a page, but hey don't sound too desperate or robotic this is where they judge your character!

Maybe add your portfolio site at the end here, who knows if that helps no one has ever clicked mine haha.

Anywayyy time to hit apply! Congrats! You'll see that confirmation email come in and you should be getting the rejection letter in about 2 weeks. Unfortunately your resume didn't have the right buzzwords and the AI auto rejected you :(

Time to start again and try not to kill yourself!

This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.

everyone’s comfort characters are either gay, mass murderers, mentally unstable or just straight up dead or all of these

ah, an opponent arrives... [draws my sword and turns around] hm. your footsteps made you sound taller... [sheathes my sword and draws a second, smaller sword]

Look at the sky tonight, All of the stars have a reason.

Sorry to post about my thoughts and feelings again, but I have been yearning for the little things in life and would love nothing more than to take someone to brunch at a rooftop restaurant by the sea.

always blows my mind when utah is left out of the "worst state" discussions

Theres nothing like cuddling for the first time. allowing yourselves to be vulnerable in each others intimate space. feeling the nervousness in their embrace. Them trying to play cool as they lay with a poker face. 'All the while hoping you don’t notice their anxious heart fluttering in their chest. But you noticed and wonder “why is their heart beating so fast?”. While it thumps against your head. You may ask if their ok, and get a generic response. So they try to regulate their heartbeat, which results to them breathing shallow. But you stay calm, cause you might be nervous too. You both lay there overthinking what the other person might be thinking. While you both find y’all selves holding your breath’s at times. Even trying to synchronize with the other. All while still trying to enjoy the moment.

There’s nothing like knowing how much the other person feels about you and how protected you feel in their arms. When the feeling is mutual cuddling becomes more than just *invading each other’s space. It becomes a beautiful moment for you to, to realize how you truly make each other feel. And how you feel around them. It’s an unspoken truth hidden in their embrace....

i cannot hate myself into a version of me i will love.