i am in love with the idea of drawing badass DnD characters in cool poses with banners featuring the most absurd shit they’ve said? so here’s my first swing at that - Magnus, Taako, and Merle from The Adventure Zone with my favourite quotes of theirs! these boys are a goldmine of ridiculous phrases
I cant fucking breathe
my boss asked me to make a fathers day sign (something that isn’t in my job description) and i was trying to figure out how to make it better because i just wrote it’s father’s day on an A3 piece of paper which leaves a lot of blank space. my brain said “put some fictional fathers on there people love them” so i put elrond on the sign and then completely blanked on any other fictional fathers. this is what the students and their parents are getting tomorrow.
doodles
Hey, if you're wanting to make some changes to how you eat, remember- it's much easier, healthier, and more sustainable to ADD foods that make you feel good than it is to REMOVE foods.
If you feel like you don't drink enough non-sugary fluids, it makes more sense to try drinking more tea and sparkling water than it does to just avoid soda. You gotta add in the good (and remember, that the only value food has is how it makes YOU feel. Food is morally nuetral and should be enjoyed.)
Try:
Adding a handful of easy produce to lunch and dinner- baby carrots or cherry tomatoes, something 0 prep. And yes, you are allowed to dip it in dressing! (The fats can make it easier for your body to absorb the vitamins in the veggies)
Adding a cheese stick or yogurt to breakfast. The protein is good and can help you wake up faster.
Adding some roasted nuts to your afternoon snack. (ADD, not replace.) That variety and little protein boost will do you good!
Have a glass of tea, sparkling water, or juice each time you have food. Let's be honest- you aren't hydrated enough. Go buy yourself some Kool Aide mix if that'll make you drink more water! Really!
If you struggle with binge eating sugary foods and it makes you feel yuck when the sugar crash comes- eat 1 or 2 pieces of chocolate with lunch and dinner. Every day. Really. Make it not a big deal. Make it not special. Make it something you can expect, instead of crave. Let yourself enjoy it without guilt.
Remember- food is a gift. It should bring you joy, not stress. Trust your body. Enjoy the cookie. Drink something tasty.
im gods weakest faggot
Lucretia, dear, I’ve already forgotten about the whole thing. Oh, uh! Sorry, bad choice of words.
part 1 / part 2 / part 3 / part 4
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they're about to be really normal about things
New my little pony OC Strawberry Swirl has arrived!
Any time i develop art block its like the only thing that will get rid of it is designing a random pony. So here she is!
She looks like cheesecake ^w^
I’ve been having this really bad anxiety when it comes to posting art/making art and I dont know why it’s so bad rn. I’ve wanted to post these for a while but couldn’t bring myself to. But here’s the goobers 💜
Ford says he traded some teeth to get his lab from Bill, but the truth is a lot stupider than that.
Supplementary backstory for Step IV of Theseus' Guide to Ruining a Perfectly Good Boat.
Background image is my lovely boy Spitty (may he be forever memorialized on my page. Rest in peace baby boy <3)Dennis He/Himtheres so much fucking autism here enjoy
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