Feral Gojo English Dub Highlights... Just Close Your Eyes And Listen..

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

I love how accurate his impression of miri is

TW; Themes of depression , Self loathing & Implication/mentions of self harm

It wasn’t her lycanthropy that made her feel like a monster, it was but her own damaged heart and inner demons.

And So she ran away - believing her very presence was a burden too heavy to carry, if only to protect her loved ones from her own demise - No matter how deeply she wanted to run back and crash into his embrace, no matter how deeply her heart yearned to accept his love.

"Hanging with you? Not healthy--"

Hades: “I was talking about YOU! Not him! YOU’RE THE FOOL!

I see Aemond doing this to his lover and you can't change my mind about it. Shit I can be in that current time line from the show or in a different Au but i him doing this. The vid doesn't belong to me, cred to alookbackintime on tiktok.

I just had this thought and i can't stop laughing.

A random loony approaches Vergil with a big, goofy grin.

The blue devil is ready to turn him into mince meat.

Random loony turns around and rips the stinkiest, loudest fart that a human could ever release.

The said loony sprints away.

How does the blue devil react to this, and the entire dmc crew.

Make my day please.

Vergil is gonna stand there with so much shock and confusion that he just stands there like a deer about to get hit by a car.

Dante is laughing his ass off with tears in his eyes gripping the nearest wall.

Nero is also laughing but he's covering his mouth not trying to get his arm ripped off again.

V is just as shocked and confused. In fact he's even more confused than Vergil because wtf just happened.

Trish is fucking dying. She's holding her stomach and covering her eyes. Laughing loudly.

Lady, doing the same as Trish.

Nico just choked on her cigarette, she's coughing and laughing, trying to keep herself together and breathe!

Thank you for your work - as a fellow writer I can't even imagine writing as much as you. My deepest respect.

Something has clicked in me after I read the RoR pregnancy request... May I ask the same for Poseidon and Hades please?

Thank you in advance.

Take care.

-The furious roar of not only Odin, but Zeus rang through Valhalla, as Loki was being held down by Brunnhilde, who was also furious, her knee in the center of his back, keeping him pinned to the floor.

-It started with a harmless prank, one that wasn’t meant to cause so many problems.

-Loki and some of the other male gods and human warriors of the Ragnarok tournament, and the topic, for some reason, was pregnancy!

-The men were all talking about how their wives, those who had wives, that pregnancy couldn’t be that bad, but Loki was quick to interrupt, telling them that it was hard.

-That’s when many remembered that Loki is able to take on both a male form and a female form, and he had a child, Sleipnir, an eight-legged horse, after luring The Builder’s horse away to keep him from completing the walls of Asgard, by changing into a mare.

-Some, like Ares and Raiden, had teased Loki, reiterating their comments that being pregnant and giving birth couldn’t be that bad.

-So, Loki conjured a spell, one that would only simulate the feeling of being pregnant and giving birth, to teach them a lesson, however this backfired and now Poseidon and Hades were both pregnant, becoming almost instantly six months pregnant.

-When Odin and Zeus found out, their rage was nearly uncontrollable as they yelled at Loki for what he had caused and what future trouble this was going to cause, as the men still had male genitalia, meaning they would have to give birth via C-section!

-For punishment, Loki had to dote on the four men, helping them through the last trimester as well as help with the babies, as technically he was going to be the father, since it was his spell that impregnated them.

Poseidon

-It had been two months since he was impregnated, and Loki was still hiding, as Poseidon swore to gut Loki, and the trickster knew he was serious.

-Zeus had been the first to feel Poseidon’s pregnant wrath, after his younger brother teased him and quickly found himself yeeted out a window.

-Hades was a bit more sympathetic, getting him a heating pad for his back and a foot bath for his swollen feet.

-Poseidon was ready to murder anyone who looked at him wrong, defiantly the moodiest of the bunch, but angry rather than crying.

-When Loki finally came, after Hades assured him Poseidon wouldn’t do anything at the moment, Poseidon did nothing but glare at him before demanding another fruit parfait and a bubble bath.

-Loki was quick to get him whatever he wanted, quickly finding out that a placated Poseidon was a less murder-y Poseidon.

-When he gave birth, holding his little daughter, he gave a rare, true smile, adoring his little daughter with so much love.

-Loki was still there to wait on him hand and foot, as he was the cause of this, but Loki soon found out that Poseidon liked ordering him around, and Loki liked it too, being a masochist.

Hades

-He was stunned to stay the least, but carried on with his duties like nothing was really different, except he wouldn’t hesitate to beat anyone within an inch of their lives if they mentioned his new ‘situation’.

-Had a pretty mild pregnancy, no real cravings other than the occasional super spicy dish, and with bubble baths he didn’t have many aches or pains, and his mood remained mostly unchanged, other than he was way more tired.

-Loki helped him with his duties, carrying and delivering paperwork, fetching him food and drink, and as Hades got bigger, helping him stand.

-Many were quick to learn, Zeus and Loki being the first, that Cerberus became very protective of Hades, knowing his master was pregnant, each of the heads taking turns to smell his belly, smelling the child within him, and he would growl viciously if anyone would try to approach.

-This made getting anything done quite difficult as none could get close to Hades.

-When he gave birth, he had the easiest, time, making it look easy, and when Loki came in, he was stunned to see Hades holding his daughter up to the sky, a beacon of light shining down upon her, “She’s gorgeous!”

-Loki got to help more with his little daughter, who was adorable, looking just like her papa, but when she smiled it looked almost mischievous, even for a baby, just like Loki.