“Well Said. Perhaps I Was Mistaken.”

Vilkas: Okay then, just take a few swings at me and let me see what you’re made of.

Dragonborn: *Wielding Volendrung* Okay… *swings it back to strike* Goodbye-

Vilkas: Wha-

*Meanwhile*

Aela: How do you think they’ll hold up to the test?

Farkas: I think they’ll do fine. I just wish the old man let me test them instead of-

*Terrified high pitched screaming*

Aela & Farkas: *both look up to see Vilkas flying through the air before landing on the roof of jorrvaskr, alive but definitely needing to change his armour*

Aela: …Still want to-

Farkas: Nope.

-Furachi na Spectra-

well…3 minutes deadly-nosebleed-sex-scene (don’t know how to describe it) 

here, for the Part 2

Tachi’s moan and cry…………asdfghjkl; (I’m dead)

Don’t DARE to click play if you’re under 18 (see my tag, it’s 18+)

MORE IMPORTANTLY, USE YOUR DAMN HEADPHONE!!

Worldstate 3

Magic, Knowledge and Blood

Warden : Malaad Surana (tag)

Class : Mage (Shapeshifter)

Pairings : F!Surana x Alistair (up to HLtA), F!Surana x Anders (after DAI)

Grew up in the Circle never knowing who her family was, quiet and timid and often prey to anxiety, she nonetheless became close to Conte Amell, Jowan, Anders and even Cullen.

Naturally tends to takes animal shapes in the Fade/in dreams, which usually keeps the attention of demons away, and is part of what makes her an excellent shapeshifter once Morrigan teaches her, even if her animal shapes tend to look uncanny if looked at close distance.

She frees Jowan during her incursion at the Redcliffe Castle; after Awakening they meet again and she offer him to stay as arcane advisor at Vigil’s Keep.

Alistair stays with the Wardens and Anora is made queen.

Alistair does the ritual with Morrigan.

Malaad distrusts and disapproves greatly of the Wardens’ organization and need for secrecy, and she starts to study the taint and the Blight as soon as the Archdemon is defeated, trying to dismantle the need for Wardens to the root.

Meets with Anders again in Awakening, to the happiness and relief of both. They nurture their friendship back, and with it the inklings of love.

The Architect is spared.

Surana leaves some time after Awakening to start her research, and it’s after that that Anders leaves for Kirkwall.

Amell, Anders and her will hopefully meet again in the future.

Although never stopping mourning Alistair, she may eventually romance Anders if he succeeds in separating from Justice or finds peace within himself. 

Champion : Conte Amell (tag)

Class : Mage (Bloodmage)

Pairings : M!Amell x Merrill

Amell, already under suspicions after Jowan’s escape and his temper rising at Surana being sent away, is moved to the Kirkwall’s Circle after the events of Broken Circle, as he is deemed too dangerous for them to monitor after Uldred’s attack.

He strikes a deal with a rage demon for blood magic, who will haunt him for years.

Bethany dies in the prologue and Claire Hawke reaches Kirkwall with Carver.

Anders eventually asks for her help to free Amell, his old friend, from the Circle, and Claire accepts, also on the premise of them being related.

Conte is freed and hides with the Hawkes, laying low and training with Carver to be able to defend himself without magic if needed.

Claire dies during the Deep Road expedition, and Conte comes back to the surface to find Carver having joined the Templars.

He sides with the Mages and approves of Anders’ actions.

Keeps helping the Mage underground and rebellion after DA2 with Anders and Merrill.

Conte is Varric’s contact, despite not being a Hawke by blood he was there when Carver unlocked Corypheus’ prison, and his knowledge in blood magic helped clear much of what happened with Malcolm.

After talking to Alistair at Skyhold he almost considers joining him in finding Surana and travelling with her, but that plan dies once Alistair is left in the Fade and Conte has no clue on how to find her.

Inquisitor : Moghrana Lavellan (tag)

Class : Mage (Necromancer)

Pairings : F!Lavellan x Solas

Generally uncaring of the mages/templars situation, considers it human bullshit.

Has a complicated relationship with her Dalish upbringing, but was definitely pushed over the edge by Solas’ praises and belief she was more than her counterparts could ever be.

Allows him to remove her Vallaslin, but ends up regretting after the revelations of Trespasser.

Leaves Alistair in the Fade, Wardens are exiled.

Celene, Gaspard and Briala allied through blackmail.

Drinks from the Well of Sorrows.

Leliana is steeled and made Divine, the Inquisition is disbanded.

Wants to try and redeem Solas.

Sakuya’s Moaning [CV: Suzuki Yuto][bishounenpalace’s edit].  WARNING: R18/ NSFW/ INTENSELY HIGH EXPLICIT CONTENT. PLEASE USE A HEADPHONE. THIS AUDIO IS TOTALLY FANMADE. PLEASE ABSOLUTELY DO NOT RE-UPLOAD THIS AUDIO ANYWHERE.

Sakuya from Servamp Anime. He’s so adorable!  ( • v • )

"Don't let your belly fool you, mi amor! You look even sexier just like the day we almost killed each other!"

Zevran would surely be a doting daddy, always watching over his children and Brianna as they sleep and always keeping his eyes wide open for anyone who approaches his loved ones

Fenris! Fenris! He's smiling at me Fenris! Look! Look!

I think Fenris would try to be the best dad in the world if he ever had a kid with Hawke (Considering his troubled family and painful past with Danarius)

Do you think a regular staff would be good for her? Or a... mini staff?

Buying Vanessa's First Staff

Sera may not like magic very much, but for her little girl she will try

The little ones

"Don't let your belly fool you, mi amor! You look even sexier just like the day we almost killed each other!"

Zevran would surely be a doting daddy, always watching over his children and Brianna as they sleep and always keeping his eyes wide open for anyone who approaches his loved ones

Fenris! Fenris! He's smiling at me Fenris! Look! Look!

I think Fenris would try to be the best dad in the world if he ever had a kid with Hawke (Considering his troubled family and painful past with Danarius)

Do you think a regular staff would be good for her? Or a... mini staff?

Buying Vanessa's First Staff

Sera may not like magic very much, but for her little girl she will try

The little ones

Sebastian: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?

Ominis: What?!

Sebastian: I want to be on BuzzFeed unsolved-

Ominis: Can we go back to the part when you said "When I get murdered-"

Okay okay yes I know, Buzzfeed in anyway did not exist at this time- but I wanted to play around with Audio blending to see how well I was able to do it, and had to use some of our favorite boys to do it-

CONTINUE HERE:

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Incorrect quotes#809 According 2 plan~

Mc*Coming in after hearing Satan gotten upset...spot him inside a cage with a pouting*...Why is he in a cage?

Luci*Looking up from the newspaper turning his head around to not look at your gaze*...Because he growled at me

Satan*Shaking the cage and growling and biting the direction Lucifer is seated*RRRRRRRAAWR!GGrrrrra!RRRRAAAGH!

You notice how the brothers are hiding behind the couch that Lucifer is seated on

Mc*Looks at The Growling Green boy and then at them with a deadpanned gaze*You all wouldn't lasted in the war that is raising a kid...-Let's get you out of there*Opens cage and picks pick him up*

Satan*Becomes still and clings to you instantly, putting his best sparkly eyes as he nuzzles into your neck*

Mc*Smiles and pats his back, walking with the 4th still clinging to you*Lets take you to your room away from the meanies~, I got some new books I know you like...this one is all about cat facts~

6Brothers"That little shit-...HE DID THIS ON PURPOSE!?"

What made you pick bear for jaskier, I’m fond of crane!Jaskier

That’s a very good take, and actually the most fitting, I think? I thought about that too. But I wanted to put Jaskier in the school that was the least fitting for him, so bears it was :) (and he is a teddy!) Also: