Happy 34th Birthday Good Omens

All these puns are so punny that I think I might die and that would be a puntastrophe

deeply weird that you can realize "oh actually this socially constructed gender fits my internal identity better than the socially constructed gender I was assigned by default" and people will be like "no u can't do that, you've got the wrong organs"

Watching the difference between the Twitter migration mentality vs. the Reddit migration mentality is fucking hilarious.

Like, when Twitter users started moving over here everyone was pulling out all the stops and bringing back old fandoms that they were into and basically firing rent lowering shots by being super cringey.

And then all of the sudden when the Reddit refugees start showing up we're like, "ah yes, pull up a log and gather around the dumpster fire. We'll teach you how to not get killed by people hunting down bots and carve out a little area for you guys to relax and get used to the site before we throw you into the deep end of this hellsite that we call home. Tomorrow is Let Papyrus say Fuck day so you can prepare for that if you want. You want some hot coco and a blanket?"

I'm very very insanely sad now

I thought you could just type green and it turned into the the color green then found out you have to go and change the color yourself

Hey guys, cool new trick i found

Green

I FIGURED OUT THE MESSAGE/ METAPHOR FOR THE MOVIE

Does this mean I’m famous now?

🔍cc>__)

I was totally one of those kids that touched the screen to help Steve BUT I always got yelled at still helped Steve tho gotta help Steve

Live your dreams dude

can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light

That little Shiet account is still up

#bye

Rocky horror picture show makes me want to see men in corsets more then I ever knew I needed to see

Baldur's Gate suddenly has become so slow it can't be played. It happened after a number of crashes during the Cazador fight on my second playthrouh, getting slower and slower until it now can't be played at all. I don't know what's up with it. I've tried just about every fix I can think of. Reinstalling, driver updates, switching renderers, adjusting graphics, deleting saves and redownloading from the cloud saves, multiple restarts of my computer including leaving it off for a long time. I don't know what the issue is. I just want to play videos game :(